Kung Fu actor David Carradine dies in Bangkok

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

you seriously need a spell checker

OK, Mr. all up the FAA.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by firstdown

OK, Mr. all up the FAA.

Your gaffes would blow up the site if I tried to list them all.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Your gaffes would blow up the site if I tried to list them all.

Yes its my weakness in life but I know that so I have someone here in the office that can correct anything before I send it off to our customers. I have spell check in my computer but I don't know how to use it on sites like this.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Every body wants Kung fu fighting
They are fat as lighting

Use Firefox it has a spell checker. I wish I could use it here at work.

[mredskins]

Looks like suicde.

Actor David Carradine found dead - CNN.com

[MTK]

Yeah I guess there's no hope.

[mredskins]

All the mistakes in spelling and typing were left in.

These announcements were found in shul newsletters and bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped.

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.

2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.

4. Thursday at, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his private study.

5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.

6. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community center. Music will follow

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.

9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

11. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

13. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!

14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by mredskins

All the mistakes in spelling and typing were left in.

These announcements were found in shul newsletters and bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped.

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.

2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.

4. Thursday at, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his private study.

5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.

6. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community center. Music will follow

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.

9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

11. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

13. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!

14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."

I bet #3 is a little devil!!!

[BleedBurgundy]

One night in bangkok makes a hard man humble.

or as firstdown would say, "one kite in shamrock takes a card can crumble."

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

One night in bangkok makes a hard man humble.

or as firstdown would say, "one kite in shamrock takes a card can crumble."

Yes, I make my mom very proud as she was an english and grammer teacher and I'm not joking she had her master and very close to a Dr degree. I just never learned.

[SmootSmack]

Firstdown couldn't spell Cat if you spotted him the C and the T

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Firstdown couldn't spell Cat if you spotted him the C and the T

I thought kat started with a K so you can't trick me.

[Missin21]

Was it the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?


j/k



RIP Bill

[MTK]

I always get a kick out of typos on menus when I'm out to eat at a restaurant.

[BleedBurgundy]

i don't get that whole thing man. I mean, I guess if you'd had every strange piece of ass out there for the past 40 years, maybe nothing short of possible death excites you... That's just bizarre.