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10-20-2009, 09:51 PM
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Hail Raiser
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Redskins Humor..
These jokes are recycled every year, just insert bad team here.
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10-20-2009, 09:57 PM
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Fire Bruce NOW
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Any more jokes please? Some of the jokes may be old but finding humor in the situation seems therapeutic to me. I like the gay cabaret dancer joke.
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Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny |
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10-20-2009, 10:03 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
Age: 40
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Quote:
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle.
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10-20-2009, 10:10 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Louisiana
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Re: Redskins Humor..
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But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. |
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10-20-2009, 10:14 PM
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Fire Bruce NOW
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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Re: Redskins Humor..
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A: The police.
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Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny |
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10-20-2009, 10:18 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Redskins Nation
Posts: 1,715
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Re: Redskins Humor..
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Did you hear that the cowboys are going to sign William Perry? ...They want a refridgerator to go along with their coke machine. The coke machine being Michael Irvin for those young guys out there.
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10-20-2009, 09:55 PM
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Camp Scrub
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 26
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Re: Redskins Humor..
A buddy of mine accidentally left his Redskin tickets on the dashboard of his car. He went into a movie, and when he came out, some asshole smashed in the windshield and left him two more.
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10-20-2009, 09:58 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Louisiana
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Funny..but cold
Is THIS what we have come to? I still have a glimpse of hope. hope its not the Yager talking
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10-20-2009, 10:17 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Louisiana
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Love the ol Cowgirl classics
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But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. |
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10-20-2009, 10:18 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Age: 42
Posts: 2,726
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
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10-20-2009, 10:23 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Age: 42
Posts: 2,726
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Q: Who sucks?
A:The Dallas Cowboys.
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10-21-2009, 07:03 AM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 45,256
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Q: Why doesn't (insert team) have a website?
A: They can't put three Ws in a row
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10-21-2009, 09:27 AM
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Special Teams
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: BillysBurg, Va.
Posts: 489
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Q: youve got 3 Dallas cowboys in the backseat of a car, whos driving?
A: the Police! |
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10-21-2009, 09:35 AM
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Special Teams
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: BillysBurg, Va.
Posts: 489
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Re: Redskins Humor..
BREAKING NEWS:
Terror Alert in DC. The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and Federal Investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE! Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter that substance again this season. |
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10-21-2009, 11:02 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,994
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Q: Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet! A federal judge has sided with the Washington Redskins in a lawsuit regarding the team's name. Sadly, it's the first major victory the franchise has enjoyed since 1991. Washington's Clinton Portis defended Michael Vick, saying dog fighting was not nearly as criminal as selling Redskins season tickets. And Finally......... A guy walks into a bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Redskins pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big 'Skins fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years." |
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