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Old 12-01-2010, 11:16 PM   #1
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

They do look too similar to have a fake OR maybe he has 2 glass eyes....just sayin'
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:18 PM   #2
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

He was in a horrible crash that killed the other driver, or maybe the passenger I forget, but didn't do much damage to him. And he had his kidney removed after getting leveled in practice. But no glass eye, just a lazy one
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:24 PM   #3
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

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He was in a horrible crash that killed the other driver, or maybe the passenger I forget, but didn't do much damage to him. And he had his kidney removed after getting leveled in practice. But no glass eye, just a lazy one
I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:27 PM   #4
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I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.
You weren't supposed to know that! Who told you?!
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Old 12-02-2010, 01:16 AM   #5
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Old 12-02-2010, 12:24 AM   #6
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

A glass eye would not be visible in pictures. I have a friend that had cancer in his eye when he was 2, and he now has a glass eye. It is incredibly realistic. The only ways you know it is not real is when he moves the other it does not move and his eyelid droops down a little like a lazy eye would.
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:34 PM   #7
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A glass eye would not be visible in pictures. I have a friend that had cancer in his eye when he was 2, and he now has a glass eye. It is incredibly realistic. The only ways you know it is not real is when he moves the other it does not move and his eyelid droops down a little like a lazy eye would.
My boss has a glass one. Just because it doesnt look like fake doesnt mean it isnt. When i first started working there i had no idea, about a month or 2 later i thought he has a occasional wondering or lazy eye. About 6 months or so into my job someone told me that he has a glass eye. It took about another year to really be able to identify which one was which without thinking about it and making sure when i talk to him i look at him in the right one.

His glass eye is extremely good and to me it would otherwise be impossible to tell, notwithstanding the fact that it moves slightly different sometimes when he is is looking into his peripheral, and the fact that occasional he get all sort of shit on just one lens of his glasses since he cant see through it anyways.

Also ive worked there for almost 4 years, and a guy that has worked there for like 10 years just found out about 2 years ago, so its not just me. Something else to consider is that my boss has never once mentioned it. I tell him when he gets crap on his one of his lenses on his glasses, and i get the impression he knows i know, but he has never talked about it. He lost his eye in a car accident when he was 2, which makes me think if he lost it later in life he would have more muscle control and less "lazy eye" type issues.

So i guess i feel like its possible that shanahan may have one....
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Old 12-02-2010, 01:06 AM   #8
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Shanahan in a couple of years...

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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Eye cant tell which eye of his is even lazy. Eye mean a coach with his work ethic you would think that he would not tollerate even his own eye being lazy and immediatly replace it.
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Old 12-02-2010, 08:14 AM   #10
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Not sure about having one glass eye, but I can tell you there is nothing wrong with his eyesight. Have you SEEN his MILF wife???
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:31 AM   #11
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Not sure about Shanny's eye, but I heard that Carlos Rogers lost his hands in a shop class accident back in 1996 and had them replaced with stone prosthesis.

Also, there is no doubt that Malcolm Kelly's bones are in fact made of cheap, low-grade glass.
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:01 AM   #12
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

He doesn't look as bad in real life and/or on TV. He is just not photogenic.

I am personally look awful in pictures, we had a Happy Hour last night and some took photos I looked awful. One of my co-workers even said "dude that doesn't even look like you."

I HATE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN!
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

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Old 12-04-2010, 11:56 PM   #14
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

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Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

In slow motion it appears he is drive by "Raising the roof"
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

Its not a glass eye its a fake eye that is used as a flask.
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