Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan?

[Monksdown]

Originally Posted by mredskins

I would claim my best friend was dead then poke his wife. Then I try to get to Atlanta if that was over run I head to a nice little farm to hideout for awhile.

Should work.

You woke up this morning looking for this opportunity didnt you?

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Monksdown

You woke up this morning looking for this opportunity didnt you?

I think you missed the funny in that post.

[Monksdown]

Originally Posted by mredskins

I think you missed the funny in that post.

damnit

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Monksdown

damnit

This one has got me a couple of times:

My job is so f**king unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f**king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work. Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f**king day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

[mooby]

I forgot to add that I'd scour the countryside in search of a Twinkie, pick up some survivalists along the way (at least one of which would be some hot T&A), and eventually make my way into Bill Murray's home, at which point he would probably scare me into thinking he's a zombie, so I kill him, and then it turns out he's not a zombie, he was just trying to blend in.

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by mooby

I forgot to add that I'd scour the countryside in search of a Twinkie, pick up some survivalists along the way (at least one of which would be some hot T&A), and eventually make my way into Bill Murray's home, at which point he would probably scare me into thinking he's a zombie, so I kill him, and then it turns out he's not a zombie, he was just trying to blend in.

Been there...done that. Kicking Bill Murray's ass was pretty fun.

[NC_Skins]

[jamf]

You need to get out of your moms basement.

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Obviously many of us are huge fans of The Walking Dead and tonight I was reading this thing on Reddit and it was just a very interesting question with a lot of interesting answers:

Being TOTALLY reactionary; suddenly the undead shows up at your door tonight, what do you do and where do you go?

I'd love to quote Max Brooks and act like I'd be totally prepared but the first thing I'm doing is grabbing the crowbar I store under the bed for burglars, a couple of knives from the butcher block, the water we store for power outages, and getting out of the house as discreetly as possible to a car.

Not knowing how widespread this would be, I'd probably have my phone on me and have forgotten my charger but I typically have one in the car. We'd head for the first gas station, fill up if possible and buy as much garbage food as the car would hold and head into the mountains where I could still get a signal.

I'd check the internet and radio to see the infection was widespread and if not, I'd go back to the house to load up on camping supplies and find a gun of some kind. Would head up into the mountains and basically just hold out until there's some other word.

Again, this is assuming NO previous knowledge of zombies from movies...

This is WAY out in left field, but I just thought this was an interesting discussion...

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by jamf

You need to get out of your moms basement.

Hold up...











Why...???

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Hold up...











Why...???

There's no escape route, Duh!!!!

[MTK]

Cardio, double tap, beware of bathrooms. Good start right there.

[CRedskinsRule]

I'd get my towel and put out my thumb hoping an intergalactic paving crew was in the area.

[SkinsHulk]

Is there any doubt the whole mystery gang are stoners?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

True, true. The only thing I have down here is a quad-screen setup with multiple connections for my WoW parties! DAMMIT. Sometimes I need TO THINK!.

[SolidSnake84]

Zombies could actually happen from a scientific standpoint. Science has admitted that. What wouldn't happen though is any kind of sustained "life" from them. There is documented proof that the Nazis during the war conducted experiments that "reanimated" the dead so to speak, but the research was abandoned because they had no way to effectively "control" them.

Now 28 days later is absolutley possible. As cool as it would be to think about, i would absolutley shit my pants if it actually happened. Sometimes dead is better.