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Old 06-21-2006, 01:56 PM   #421
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Well damn, that number means nothing to me, and like mheisig said, there aren't 435 post in that thread. Plus, I just put in a pink flloyd CD and now my whole world has come crashing down around me. I want to go back to a similiar time, before question 3, before black jerseys, before the image of Sean Salisbury naked ever even crossed my mind, and before I took this crappy job! That's it, I'll be off crying in the woods behind my office building if anyone needs me.
And don't forget, you live in your parent's basement!




I'm sorry, that was just really low of me. Do you want a hug? My herpes are cleared up, so it's safe now.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:01 PM   #422
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And don't forget, you live in your parent's basement!




I'm sorry, that was just really low of me. Do you want a hug? My herpes are cleared up, so it's safe now.
Only if it goes by Man Law guidelines. On second thought, no, not at all.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:24 PM   #423
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I'd have to agree I'm a bit disappointed.

I did however notice a Man Law violation by Matty in the first page - "LOL"ing.

Matty, I'm afraid PWNED is going to have to confiscate your Man Card for a few days.
matty, as well as you, are in the elite super group of the informed. we give said cards as a group and take them away as a group. as youve seen im very impartial with my pwning. ill pwn my own mother if the situation calls for it.
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:28 PM   #424
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matty, as well as you, are in the elite super group of the informed. we give said cards as a group and take them away as a group. as youve seen im very impartial with my pwning. ill pwn my own mother if the situation calls for it.
So I can lose MY card if Matty breaks Man Law?!

How did I get myself into this...
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:29 PM   #425
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This elite super group is like joining the Stonemasons - seems like a no-strings, smart thing to do at first. Next thing you know you're naked in an old cabin getting spanked by 50 old men...

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Old 06-21-2006, 02:34 PM   #426
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So I can lose MY card if Matty breaks Man Law?!

How did I get myself into this...
i need to clarify. you can have your man card voted away by the group.

and we know that its not OUR group that has you naked in a cabin getting spanked, thats a boring tues. night for you.
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:34 PM   #427
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This elite super group is like joining the Stonemasons - seems like a no-strings, smart thing to do at first. Next thing you know you're naked in an old cabin getting spanked by 50 old men...

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Old 06-21-2006, 04:37 PM   #428
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Okay, talking about getting your man card taken away...check this out.
And remember, what's said on Man Law thread stays on Man Law thread!!!


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-361365c.html
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:13 PM   #430
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Son?
Yeah, and by the way, you forgot to flush!
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Okay, talking about getting your man card taken away...check this out.
And remember, what's said on Man Law thread stays on Man Law thread!!!


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-361365c.html
So he truly is the "Sack Master"
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:15 PM   #432
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So he truly is the "Sack Master"
Hahahahaha
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:17 PM   #433
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So he truly is the "Sack Master"


I seriously had to walk away from my cubicle and head into the hall after reading that one.

Well played, AMD, well played.
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I seriously had to walk away from my cubicle and head into the hall after reading that one.

Well played, AMD, well played.
Thank you and Goodnight!
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:19 PM   #435
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Nice one Grillz.
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