TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006

BDBohnzie · 10-25-2006, 12:32 PM

oh. right. question for TAF.

TAF, is it true that you're such a hard-on when it comes to n00bies because you're under the impression that it hurts you more than them?

Riggo44 · 10-25-2006, 02:12 PM

OK TAFKAS try this one.

You dare not offend nor disappoint Great Uncle Willy lest he disown you. He has placed $2000 in your hands to bet on the outcome of the world series, which is a baseball contest won by whichever of two teams first wins 4 games. Willy’s $2000 was given to you in advance of the series. At the end of the series he expects you to return to him either $4000 if the team he chose wins, or nothing if it loses.

But you can find nobody who will accept bets on the entire world series. However, there are wagerers who will take on even-odds bets, in any amount(s), on each game individually. What strategy for placing bets on individual games will achieve the cumulative result Willy expects?

Note: This task was reputedly set before job-seekers at a Wall Street brokerage.

Riggo44 · 10-25-2006, 02:38 PM

Now for a real question... TAFKAS, if you could be Dan Snyder this coming off season what if any kind of changes would you make?

Gmanc711 · 10-25-2006, 02:47 PM

Man TAFKAS getting drilled lol

BDBohnzie · 10-25-2006, 02:48 PM

Should I be mixing scotch with malt liquor when drinking at tailgates, or champagne with my local restaurant's dish water?

SmootSmack · 10-25-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44

OK TAFKAS try this one.

You dare not offend nor disappoint Great Uncle Willy lest he disown you. He has placed $2000 in your hands to bet on the outcome of the world series, which is a baseball contest won by whichever of two teams first wins 4 games. Willy’s $2000 was given to you in advance of the series. At the end of the series he expects you to return to him either $4000 if the team he chose wins, or nothing if it loses.

But you can find nobody who will accept bets on the entire world series. However, there are wagerers who will take on even-odds bets, in any amount(s), on each game individually. What strategy for placing bets on individual games will achieve the cumulative result Willy expects?

Note: This task was reputedly set before job-seekers at a Wall Street brokerage.

Mmmhmmm....I know all about Susquehanna and their poker tournaments

Riggo44 · 10-25-2006, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Mmmhmmm....I know all about Susquehanna and their poker tournaments

Trying for the $25,000 TAFKAS? There are some smart cookies playing in that tourney.

JGisLordOfTheRings · 10-25-2006, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hooskins

Who is PWNED?

he's a 14 rapist who i enraged and was thought ( at one time or another) to actually BE! HA!

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-26-2006, 09:28 AM

Guys, just wanted to let you know that the questions will be closed by the end of the day today so I can post them tomorrow.

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-26-2006, 10:04 AM

TAF, do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

724Skinsfan · 10-26-2006, 10:13 AM

TAF: What's the frequency, Kenneth?

TMC: What's going on?

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-26-2006, 10:22 AM

Wow, old school.

BDBohnzie · 10-26-2006, 01:31 PM

This question is for both of you:

If you were to recast the movie Old School with Warpath members, who would be each of the main characters. The more detailed the response, the greater amount of karma you'll have in the afterlife.

hooskins · 10-26-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

This question is for both of you:

If you were to recast the movie Old School with Warpath members, who would be each of the main characters. The more detailed the response, the greater amount of karma you'll have in the afterlife.

HAHA, I already know who would be the Dean.....

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-26-2006, 02:56 PM

Have I gone over the limit for the number of questions allowed?

How many mountain goats could Bill Brasky eat in one sitting? How much alcohol would he need to wash them down?

10-25-2006, 12:32 PM	#31
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 oh. right. question for TAF. TAF, is it true that you're such a hard-on when it comes to n00bies because you're under the impression that it hurts you more than them? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

10-25-2006, 02:12 PM	#32
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 OK TAFKAS try this one. You dare not offend nor disappoint Great Uncle Willy lest he disown you. He has placed $2000 in your hands to bet on the outcome of the world series, which is a baseball contest won by whichever of two teams first wins 4 games. Willy’s $2000 was given to you in advance of the series. At the end of the series he expects you to return to him either $4000 if the team he chose wins, or nothing if it loses. But you can find nobody who will accept bets on the entire world series. However, there are wagerers who will take on even-odds bets, in any amount(s), on each game individually. What strategy for placing bets on individual games will achieve the cumulative result Willy expects? Note: This task was reputedly set before job-seekers at a Wall Street brokerage. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

10-25-2006, 02:38 PM	#33
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Now for a real question... TAFKAS, if you could be Dan Snyder this coming off season what if any kind of changes would you make? __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

10-25-2006, 02:47 PM	#34
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Man TAFKAS getting drilled lol __________________ #21

10-25-2006, 02:48 PM	#35
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Should I be mixing scotch with malt liquor when drinking at tailgates, or champagne with my local restaurant's dish water? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

10-26-2006, 09:28 AM	#39
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Guys, just wanted to let you know that the questions will be closed by the end of the day today so I can post them tomorrow. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-26-2006, 10:04 AM	#40
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TAF, do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

10-26-2006, 10:13 AM	#41
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TAF: What's the frequency, Kenneth? TMC: What's going on? __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

10-26-2006, 10:22 AM	#42
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Wow, old school. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-26-2006, 01:31 PM	#43
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 This question is for both of you: If you were to recast the movie Old School with Warpath members, who would be each of the main characters. The more detailed the response, the greater amount of karma you'll have in the afterlife. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

10-26-2006, 02:56 PM	#45
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Have I gone over the limit for the number of questions allowed? How many mountain goats could Bill Brasky eat in one sitting? How much alcohol would he need to wash them down? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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