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Old 11-13-2006, 04:00 PM   #1
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Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
So you've tasted both to come to that conclusion?


I don't feel like the day is worth living unless I have a cup.

This morning, I had 2 "regular" sized mugs of it at home and then a big, tall stainless steel mug of it at work.

I used to hate the taste, until I discovered it's magical qualities. I didn't start drinking it until I worked 3rd-shift every night while attending college (full-time, 8 hours of classes) every day. I drank coffee at the hotel I worked at all night and picked up a 2-liter of Dew for school.

I had to, I slept an average of 10 hours a week. Seriously.

That was the longest 2 years of my life. I love sleeping nightly now...and STILL love the coffee. You love the taste after you drink it regularly.

As for the monkey booty, I'll leave that all for you to have.
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:09 PM   #2
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Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:13 PM   #3
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Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
wow really? guess i know what monkey ass tastes like now. how did you know?
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:59 AM   #4
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

F people who do drink coffee and then b*$%# about people who don't. they're fascists of the highest order and must be dispelled.


i think it tastes awful personally.

btw matty, your post implies you hate mormons (no caffine allowed) .
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Old 11-13-2006, 09:33 AM   #5
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

I laugh at those who frequent their locak Whorebucks for a cup of half skim half soy extra hot decaf cafe latté...or whatever they order.

On my way to work, I hit the local Wawa and for $1.25, I have a 20 oz coffee (cream and 2 splenda), and that usually gets me to lunch. Unless I'm dragging, then I get another coffee downstairs at the deli.

I used to not drink coffee in the morning and would drink soda...but with the longer commute (90 minutes each way), the coffee helps me bide my time.
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:35 PM   #6
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

almost every morning i sit outside, drink a cup of plain-ass, black coffee and smoke a cigarette. then i smoke somemore
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:43 PM   #7
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I don't understand these people at all.

Discuss.
I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste, and i pretty much don't need the perk.
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:35 PM   #8
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I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste, and i pretty much don't need the perk.
That's because you're still a kid.
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:49 PM   #9
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

wtf?
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:03 PM   #10
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?
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what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?
yes actually it is hard to comprehend, hence this F thread
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what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?
of course you dont like it...you're still wet behind the ears. wait til you're a sophomore or junior in college, and instead of pounding 2 or 3 red bulls, you have a cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee at 11pm and stay up all night. it's liquid vivarin i tell ya.

and no one really likes the taste of beer, but i bet that won't stop you...
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:34 AM   #13
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and no one really likes the taste of beer, but i bet that won't stop you...
Exactly. Who takes their first ever sip of beer and is like wow that's really great!

Same for hard alcohol. Who does their first shot of tequila and is like damn that really hit the spot?

Coffee and alcohol are acquired tastes.
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Exactly. Who takes their first ever sip of beer and is like wow that's really great!

Same for hard alcohol. Who does their first shot of tequila and is like damn that really hit the spot?

Coffee and alcohol are acquired tastes.
I agree 100%, I hated beer before, and boy was I wrong. I actually like Natty now.

I am not a big fan of coffee, but I like some nice coffees once in a while. Come exams, I live on that crap to help me stay away. Beside that, I usually dont drink coffee that much, but eventually I can see it become a daily thing.
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Re: F people that don't drink coffee

yes it is, i garuantee u will eventually like it. i thought it tasted like shit, but you learn to like it
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