Ask ME anything.

[tryfuhl]

This thread took a turn somewhere.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

This thread took a turn somewhere.

An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).

[jamf]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.

Do you pee in the shower?

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by GMScud

An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).

I tried to follow the thread and pick up on things but gave up about halfway through.

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by jamf

Do you pee in the shower?

Only in the bath I hear.

[jamf]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.

Has the sight of a man ever made you sexually aroused? Smooty doesn't count, he is a sexy bitch....

[jamf]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

As a kind of reintroduction, if you will.

Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by jamf

Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

What's the story behind your avatar?

dont ask that!!!!

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

What HAS SmootSmack done with TAFKAS??????

[70Chip]

What was the deal with Bertrand Russell?

Do you hold with premillinielism or postmillinielism?

Was William Randolph Hearst really responsinble for the Spanish American War??

If California crumbles into the sea, will you go back to Annandale?

Is dissent still patriotic?

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... the horror...

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[The Goat]

Originally Posted by FRPLG

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by The Goat

Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... "

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GMScud

An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).

The truth has been revealed...