F...People that take the middle urinal

SmootSmack · 09-04-2009, 05:48 PM

Well that ends this thread...

KLHJ2 · 09-04-2009, 05:54 PM

saden1 · 09-04-2009, 06:22 PM

What's the policy for these? They have them all over Europe.

Hog1 · 09-04-2009, 06:24 PM

middle..............Dead Zone
Go for the stall first

doxiechic12000 · 09-04-2009, 08:37 PM

I'm glad that I am a female.

redskinjim · 09-04-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Is this thread considered the off-season finale??

yes lets find a better one such as why was this thread ever created

SBXVII · 09-04-2009, 09:05 PM

I figured you guys and gals would like this. Apparently a teaching aid was needed.

YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

GhettoDogAllStars · 09-04-2009, 09:41 PM

I hate urinals. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me.

I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it.

As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals.

GhettoDogAllStars · 09-04-2009, 09:43 PM

And another thing...

I hate the handicap toilets. They're too high and I can't relax -- which is a problem when taking a doogan. I'm not short either, so I can't understand why they can't just make them the same height as other toilets.

CRedskinsRule · 09-04-2009, 10:18 PM

Ghetto, I gotta think unbuttoning is not within etiquette!

GMScud · 09-04-2009, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhettoDogAllStars

I hate urinals. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me.

I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it.

As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals.

Sometimes those damn urinal cakes cause some wicked splashback. It's like, great, I don't smell piss in the men's room, but I come out looking like I wet myself. Some trade off.

hooskins · 09-05-2009, 03:41 AM

The splashback is huge, another big problem for me. I drink a lot of water, so whenever I use the urinal there can be a bit of spashback. So actually I end up washing my hands longer, my face, and look at my hair, etc. Anything to help the drying process.

Beemnseven · 09-06-2009, 10:37 AM

It's amazing to me how many dudes aren't aware of this rule. I've been in the 10th urinal next to a wall with 9 other available urinals and some guy will walk in and take the one right next to me.

Unreal.

firstdown · 09-08-2009, 04:53 PM

When I built my office I put in a nice bathroom (like a large home's half bath) in the back of the office and had the walls insulated but the door is hollow and has about 1/2 inch gap by the floor. Also in the back is office supplies, fax/copier, and file cabnets. I have a small office with 3 other ladies that work here. Every time I go back to drop one it seems like they all need something from the back room just off the bath room. I mean I get in there and I hear someone at the files, someone sending a fax, and someone back there doing god knows what. Its like they are doing nothing and the minute I slide in there they are having a party just outside the door. When my wife worked here I ask her WTF was up with everyone in the back room when I'm in the bathroom so I got her to stop. Not sure how to ask an employee to stop.

mredskins · 09-08-2009, 05:09 PM

^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.

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09-04-2009, 06:22 PM	#33
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Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal middle..............Dead Zone Go for the stall first __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

09-04-2009, 08:37 PM	#35
doxiechic12000 Camp Scrub Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 64	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal I'm glad that I am a female.

09-04-2009, 09:05 PM	#37
SBXVII Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,766	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal I figured you guys and gals would like this. Apparently a teaching aid was needed. YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

09-04-2009, 09:41 PM	#38
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 42 Posts: 2,762	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal I hate urinals. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me. I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it. As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals. __________________ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

09-04-2009, 09:43 PM	#39
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 42 Posts: 2,762	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal And another thing... I hate the handicap toilets. They're too high and I can't relax -- which is a problem when taking a doogan. I'm not short either, so I can't understand why they can't just make them the same height as other toilets. __________________ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

09-04-2009, 10:18 PM	#40
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 21,429	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal Ghetto, I gotta think unbuttoning is not within etiquette!

09-05-2009, 03:41 AM	#42
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal The splashback is huge, another big problem for me. I drink a lot of water, so whenever I use the urinal there can be a bit of spashback. So actually I end up washing my hands longer, my face, and look at my hair, etc. Anything to help the drying process. __________________ Vacancy

09-06-2009, 10:37 AM	#43
Beemnseven Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 50 Posts: 5,311	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal It's amazing to me how many dudes aren't aware of this rule. I've been in the 10th urinal next to a wall with 9 other available urinals and some guy will walk in and take the one right next to me. Unreal.

09-08-2009, 04:53 PM	#44
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal When I built my office I put in a nice bathroom (like a large home's half bath) in the back of the office and had the walls insulated but the door is hollow and has about 1/2 inch gap by the floor. Also in the back is office supplies, fax/copier, and file cabnets. I have a small office with 3 other ladies that work here. Every time I go back to drop one it seems like they all need something from the back room just off the bath room. I mean I get in there and I hear someone at the files, someone sending a fax, and someone back there doing god knows what. Its like they are doing nothing and the minute I slide in there they are having a party just outside the door. When my wife worked here I ask her WTF was up with everyone in the back room when I'm in the bathroom so I got her to stop. Not sure how to ask an employee to stop.

09-08-2009, 05:09 PM	#45
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,801	Re: F...People that take the middle urinal ^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant. __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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