Cowboys = Stupidity

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

we saw it but our pencils broke right around the 12.

lmao

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.

That was funny

[dmvskinzfan08]

Well they asked the Cowboys to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the first round of the playoffs and they didn't show up.

[CRedskinsRule]

I love bashing the cowboys as much as the next, but seriously, I imagine the cheerleaders a) have a training manual which they study for the test, and b) have a much more global appeal and need more awareness for the publicity shoots.

Sandtrap: the endzone joke was a good one.

the best: The WR/QB joke

[dmvskinzfan08]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

I love bashing the cowboys as much as the next, but seriously, I imagine the cheerleaders a) have a training manual which they study for the test, and b) have a much more global appeal and need more awareness for the publicity shoots.

Sandtrap: the endzone joke was a good one.

the best: The WR/QB joke

Have you ever seen the cheerleader challenge when they have to match the jersey with the picture of the player? HILARIOUS

[Valleyranchgirl]

Originally Posted by dmvskinzfan08

I thought that Cowgirl fans were stupid. But I guess it doesn't stop there. The failed party zone experiment plans were a epic fail. But the players are equally if not more stupid (ie. Martellus Bennett).

Cowboys were asked to take the same exam the cheerleaders took and only one player, Marcus Spears, passed with flying colors. One player thought that "Broadway" Joe played for the Cowpukes. LMFAO

Click link below to LOL!!

Cowboys struggle with cheerleader exam - NFC East - ESPN

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

Never dated Shuler, Largent, or Watts I take it

[skinsfaninok]

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.

Lol that's pretty good, but atleast we can STOP teams in the red zone lol

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

1) That was Reilly's joke, not Watkins' joke.
2) You don't have to be into politics "hardcore" to know the governor of the state within which you live. You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.

Let's face it, the Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog!

[Valleyranchgirl]

Originally Posted by Lotus

1) You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.

Let's face it, the Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog!

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.

I always wondered why you could only use #2 pencils on scantrons. Now I know.

"Scantrons work by running two closely-spaces but separate wires along the columns of dots, and the graphite in soft pencil lead acts to complete a circuit, thereby registering on the machine. A lighter mark from a harder pencil won't have enough graphite and of course there is no graphite in ink."

Only thing to figure out now is how and why they number the different types of pencils. Man this Friday just got crazy.

Edit: And now I know Is there such a thing as a number 1 pencil?

[sandtrapjack]

Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

Lol that's pretty good, but atleast we can STOP teams in the red zone lol

Lol, yeah on BOTH sides of the ball.

[Zerohero]

Originally Posted by Lotus

How about this: if you make a mistake, and someone else points it out, you say, "Sorry, my bad." Then we can all move on and stick to the topic.

How great these words are. Plus don't get offended when people criticize your grammar, just means they cant criticize your reasoning.

[Daseal]

and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol

That brunette girl is absolutely correct. At school, we could use either a pencil or a black pen for scantrons. Maybe blue, don't remember. I hate blue pens so that never applied to me.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Everyone can be a homer and drink the kool-aid, so long as they aren't a total ass about it.

And Daseal was just poking fun at your spelling. People poke fun at firstdown because nobody can understand what he types and he doesn't get all twisted up about it.

While you contribute lots of important ideas and opinions to the board, its like you totally take 2 steps backwards and start getting extremely defensive about little things and start screaming and taking personal jabs at people.

Trust me, I love the people on this board like my own little online family, but I am definitely not gonna take a BAN over them. Just chill out dude. That's all it takes.

Oh, great drag me into this but I guess I know now why no body replies to my post. Maybe I'll just resort to eating cheese, sipping wine, hoping not to spill none on my new polo shirt.