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10-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Cheer Up
If you can't laugh at yourself who can you?
Q. What do you call millionaires sitting... around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. ......What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century. Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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10-28-2009, 11:35 AM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Cheer Up
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10-28-2009, 12:35 PM
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: Redskins Humor..
Anyone get the email going around with the .pdf attachment of the Redskins Funeral pamphlet? Oh man it's hilarious. I don't know how to convert a .pdf to an image I can post here, otherwise I'd share it.
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11-03-2009, 01:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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Re: Redskins Humor..
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11-03-2009, 01:03 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: South Carolina
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Re: Redskins Humor..
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It has taken a long time, but I have finally realized that nothing I say about the Redskins will have any effect upon anything the Redskins do. |
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11-03-2009, 01:52 PM
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Impact Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Arlington Va.
Age: 49
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11-03-2009, 02:35 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
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10-28-2009, 12:55 PM
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Impact Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: the glorious city of DC
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Re: Redskins Humor..
i think this is pretty funny! especially the haynesworth one!
What the Skins Really Think | NBC Washington |
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10-28-2009, 12:57 PM
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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11-03-2009, 02:16 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: RatherbeinDC, TX
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Re: Redskins Humor..
That is freeaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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