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Old 10-21-2009, 11:26 AM   #1
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Riggo talking smack
Hard to dispute what he says
Hire a real GM
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:32 AM   #2
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Play six games, lose four
Matty starts a haiku thread
Now all hope is dead
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:33 AM   #3
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A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:38 AM   #4
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A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head
Firstdown you crack me up. The one time that you do not have to form a completely coherent sentence and you still cant get it right.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:51 AM   #5
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Tom Cruise for GM
Maybe Danny would listen
"Touchdowns beat Xenu"

FedEx is like Hell
Danny is clearly Satan
Please be a bad dream

Big Albert is down
Oh no, he must be hurting
Oh wait, he's just fat

Gibbs couldn't save us
Now what ever can we do
Can Chuck Norris coach?

Spend all day on here
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I feel like Jim Zorn
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:18 PM   #6
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Its that time of year
when there's not enough beer
to drown my fear of no SB this year
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:29 PM   #7
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Oh I scream and yell
But the TV does not care
Eat me Snyderatto
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:40 PM   #8
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:54 PM   #9
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OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.
Why don't you guys just go, 12th, stop fucking up the thread
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:58 PM   #10
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OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.
I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:02 PM   #11
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I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance.
Maybe if you just said

"F Snyderatto"
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:43 PM   #12
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^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:11 PM   #13
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^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".
I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:14 PM   #14
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I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade

Maybe I should have written "Re-learned".
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Chiefs loss starts long week,
three straight days of tests and work,
review will be late
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