Dan Snyder is Big Pimpin'

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Lotus

I can't help it if my yacht is a tranny. It has a propeller where the exhaust should be.

Nice redirect there.

[Dirtbag59]

I can't believed we just resigned Albert Haynsworth, albeit at a slightly reduced rate.

[htownskinfan]

lol,I thought this was pretty funny myself

Among its many other features:

1. Looks great from March to August, then fails to perform from September to January.

2. Can be replaced every three years by another yacht that will seem much better than the previous yacht, yet will quickly fall out of favor when another, even better, yacht becomes available.

3. Has an on-board courtroom to help pursue frivolous lawsuits at sea.

4. Includes a kid-sized bed so Tom Cruise will have a place to sleep when he visits.

5. The crew of 18 includes a manager named Danny. He cannot be fired for any reason, even if his crew repeatedly spills wine on guests, botches meal service and blocks the back of the boat during smoke breaks.

6. At $8.75, beers are a bargain.

7. Needs to be docked 10 miles away from Washington, D.C., in the middle of nowhere at a nondescript location with not enough parking and too few roads to handle the crush of passengers.

8. Won't be as big as the yacht Jerry Jones inevitably purchases

[artmonkforhallofamein07]

Yeah I say here, here. Spend your cash DS.

Sent from the House That STEVE JOBS Built R.I.P. 10/5/2011

[firstdown]

You know the saying. "Big Boat Little Dingy".

[Chico23231]

let the man live...people jump all over him for anything. He's help increase the value of the franchise since he bought it, let him sail around in a boat if it makes him feel good, just as long as he doesnt go back to advising football decisions

[mlmpetert]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

let the man live...people jump all over him for anything. He's help increase the value of the franchise since he bought it, let him sail around in a boat if it makes him feel good, just as long as he doesnt go back to advising football decisions

Thats what i say. Good for him, he should be spending his money on lavish things just like rich people are supposed to do. And hopefully this shows that hes going to continue to be less involved in operations. Plus Id would be worried if I saw him on the Potomac in a old pos catamaran.

But unfortunately I am unable to mention Dan without hating on him a little bit so…… I disagree with you when you say he has helped increase the value of the franchise since he bought it. A quick google search shows the average value of a NFL franchise in 2004 (as far back as I could quickly find) was 630 million while the Redskins were worth 1,034 million. The average NFL franchise value today is 952 while the Redskins are worth 1,560. So the Redskins franchise’s value has increased by 50.8% vs 51.2% for the rest of the league, which is right on par. The Redskins also used to be the most valuable franchise until a few years ago, they have now been surpassed by the Cowboys who’s value has increased 117% over the same period. Rounding out the top 5 most valuable NFL franchises and their increases, NE @ 85%; NYG @ 127% and NYJ @ 116%.

Its good that we have a owner willing to spend money unlike Tampa or Cincy, but I think the new CBA will pretty much make that a moot point going forward. I hope Dan keeps having fun with his money like he should. In the meantime the thing I like about him the most is hating on him, I just cant help it…..

Jay Z featuring UGK "Big Pimpin" -...

[hagams]

Damn, maybe he can raffle of some spots on a cruise at the stadium. I'd spend 20 bucks at a chance for a week on that beast. Maybe we can start having those parties like the ones the Vikings got in trouble for now.

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by hagams

Damn, maybe he can raffle of some spots on a cruise at the stadium. I'd spend 20 bucks at a chance for a week on that beast. Maybe we can start having those parties like the ones the Vikings got in trouble for now.

That would require Danny boy to mingle with the common folk. Not gonna happen