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Old 05-31-2020, 09:49 AM   #1
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That was all of us.

Now, at 41? or am I 42 now?

No shame.
I remember a first date when I was 18 with a girl I ended up shacking up with for a year or so. I lived in So Cal and it was a 50 mile drive to Palm Springs an area with a good assortment of fine dining. My screen name was actually given to me by my college football teammates due to eating enough to feed a buffalo. Before going on dinner dates I would usually stop and eat so then an hour or so later I would be satisfied with a normal meal.

Before this date I stopped at a mom & pop Mexican joint and ate a couple burritos with hot salsa and a side of hot peppers. Big mistake! On the way to Palm Springs I must have stopped a half dozen times feigning that I heard a strange noise under the hood of the car and needed to go investigate. When it seemed the gas attack was over I got out one more time claiming I finally found a loose spark plug wire that was causing the car to run intermittently on 7 cylinders.
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Old 05-31-2020, 11:53 PM   #2
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Really trying not to do that you need to not eat beans or stuff that make you do that. Hey I am 46 years old now LOL!
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Old 07-10-2020, 12:50 PM   #3
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Ali G on science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5t5ps-bwc
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Good god man I used to love the Ali G show. Had the dvds. Hilarious
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Old 08-04-2020, 04:48 PM   #5
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12 mins until freeeeddddoooommmmmm!!!!!
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Old 08-12-2020, 12:29 PM   #6
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Oh Canada ... never change.
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Old 08-19-2020, 03:33 PM   #8
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Female co-worker at fax machine in hallway: "Did someone grab something off the fax machine?"

Other female co-worker: "no, why?"

female co-worker: "its still coming"

male co-worker in his office: "thats what she said!!!"

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im the male co-worker and this just happened .. i feel like i just committed a micro work place harassment. the bosses are out and we have a close fun bunch .. but still yikes
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Female co-worker at fax machine in hallway: "Did someone grab something off the fax machine?"

Other female co-worker: "no, why?"

female co-worker: "its still coming"

male co-worker in his office: "thats what she said!!!"

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im the male co-worker and this just happened .. i feel like i just committed a micro work place harassment. the bosses are out and we have a close fun bunch .. but still yikes
Good luck. You'll need it.

They might even wait years to use this against you. Behave from now on. Maybe bring in doughnuts...regularly.
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Female co-worker at fax machine in hallway: "Did someone grab something off the fax machine?"

Other female co-worker: "no, why?"

female co-worker: "its still coming"

male co-worker in his office: "thats what she said!!!"

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im the male co-worker and this just happened .. i feel like i just committed a micro work place harassment. the bosses are out and we have a close fun bunch .. but still yikes
10 years ago I could make the same joke. I’d be fired now for sure
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Old 09-03-2020, 12:38 PM   #11
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Japan surrender treaty signing. Oh Canada.
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Old 10-02-2020, 02:09 PM   #12
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile...eb2x&context=3

88 year old father sees his 53 year old autistic son after the have been away for 1 week.

warms the innards.
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Old 07-13-2021, 03:21 PM   #13
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Love the beach…out here drinking dank ipas…in the sun with these Jason Giambi sunglasses having a white boy summer…checking out these skimpy bikinis with a hot gf by my side while I’m doing it. God bless this country
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Chico why do I get the feeling you are a contestant on this show?
https://youtu.be/wjM2vywajAc
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Chico why do I get the feeling you are a contestant on this show?
https://youtu.be/wjM2vywajAc
My gameshows days are thankfully behind. I couldn’t compete with these young bucks in that show…but could be an effective consultant.
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