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06-23-2006, 10:41 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.
What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks? I say men wear swim trunks..... Let's enact a Man Law |
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06-23-2006, 10:44 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Hell, that Man Law has been enacted since the Middle Ages. ALWAYS swim trunks, bathing suits are for Michael Strahan.
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06-23-2006, 10:45 AM
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06-23-2006, 10:48 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
That's for Michael Strahan's boyfriend.
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06-23-2006, 10:49 AM
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06-23-2006, 10:54 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
I have to admit, I've always called it a bathing suit even though it seemed weird to me. So from now on I will man up and go with swim trunks. Thanks for the heads up.
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06-23-2006, 10:55 AM
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06-23-2006, 11:06 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.
Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day. However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist. Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK. Dammit.
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06-23-2006, 11:08 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.
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06-23-2006, 11:13 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Hmm...I don't recall ever licensing the reproduction of my poo or receiving any royalties.
It might be helpful to superimpose an elephant in that picture in order to provide a sense of scale.
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06-23-2006, 11:14 AM
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There is an elephant in the picture. It's behind your turd.
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06-23-2006, 11:15 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
...standing on a ladder
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06-23-2006, 11:15 AM
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...with a giraffe on its shoulders.
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06-23-2006, 11:17 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...
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06-23-2006, 11:23 AM
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