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Old 06-23-2006, 12:44 PM   #511
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I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.
Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:45 PM   #512
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Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:47 PM   #513
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just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:50 PM   #514
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Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:51 PM   #515
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Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM   #516
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This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM   #517
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Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.
true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to hap-penis
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true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to happenis
HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it looks likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?
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HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?
thats right, i did some editing.
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All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.
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you mean etiting?
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you mean etiting?
bah-zing!
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:00 PM   #523
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All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.
Or IMPLANTS?!? Those feel NASTY.
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All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.
never really cared for the pancake look. kinda grosses me out.
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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!
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