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06-23-2006, 02:48 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
So I just had my early-afternoon crap and I've got to tell you I came THIS close to topping the one from before.
It appears I had a structural integrity or "grippiness" problem, as the log was doing just fine on it's way out. Unfortunately, upon aquatic entry it split in half and I ended up with two moderate-sized logs (and a third floater that came out of nowhere). Had it held together for the entire process I am positive that in sheer length I would have surpassed the CoPE. However in overall girth I'm not so sure - this new one definitely had more length than girth. It is a moot point, however, since it broke apart. I'm thinking I had maybe a tad too much Metamucil - might be time to scale that back a shade. Like someone else mentioned, it may be time to add a drop or two of Elmer's Glue to my lunch.
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06-23-2006, 02:49 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...
POO STORIES.
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06-23-2006, 02:52 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.
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06-23-2006, 02:53 PM
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I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'
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06-23-2006, 02:54 PM
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06-23-2006, 02:56 PM
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Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.
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06-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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06-23-2006, 02:58 PM
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06-23-2006, 03:02 PM
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Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again.
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She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston...
...but with way bigger tits!
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06-23-2006, 03:03 PM
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I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time.
I want boobies.
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06-23-2006, 03:04 PM
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I don't see any boobies...
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06-23-2006, 03:05 PM
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