Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass

since the person i was refering to is no longer our newest member i should clarify. the name was spankMEmarcus

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough

hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.

i'm gonna use that tonight!!!

i'll let you know if it works, but you will probably be able to tell by the tone of my posts.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Meh. Those just don't do it for me. It's kind of like preseason. It's a good fix, but the Big Show is the only thing that REALLY does it.

[Warpath]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)

MAN LAW!

[BDBohnzie]

Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.

[Warpath]

When driving:

-make sure your blinker is off after merging
-only drive in the fast lane if your going fast (80+)
-do not throw your lit cigarette butt out the window
-use your signal everytime

[724Skinsfan]

Never use chat room grammar on a discussion board! No wut i mean!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.

Ah yes, I like to call it "Mheisig's Law"

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations

is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!!

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella

Man Law: Only if you remove the umbrella.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.

A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.