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Old 03-13-2007, 07:23 PM   #1
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser

i can out drink all of you!!!!!
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:06 AM   #2
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i can out drink all of you!!!!!
you can talk it, can you walk it?
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Old 03-13-2007, 11:17 PM   #3
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What you need my friend is a 30 mg time release aderal.
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:18 AM   #4
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What you need my friend is a 30 mg time release aderal.
A buddy of mine gave me one of those, and I took it at work. I don't I've ever gotten so much done in one day. Aderall ain't no joke.
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:00 AM   #5
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A buddy of mine gave me one of those, and I took it at work. I don't I've ever gotten so much done in one day. Aderall ain't no joke.
I'm prescribed on 20mg non XR. Let me tell you, the shit works.

The downside is that I'm normally all outgoing and energetic without it, and while I take it I'm an anti-social zombie and just want to do work. It sure gets school work done though.

But yeah, take one of those before you go out and while you may be the longest one going, you'll probably also be the most obnoxious one of the night. A win win in my eyes.
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:32 AM   #6
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I'm prescribed on 20mg non XR. Let me tell you, the shit works.

The downside is that I'm normally all outgoing and energetic without it, and while I take it I'm an anti-social zombie and just want to do work. It sure gets school work done though.

But yeah, take one of those before you go out and while you may be the longest one going, you'll probably also be the most obnoxious one of the night. A win win in my eyes.
It's not a good night unless I'm the most obnoxious one. Last time I was down at UT, it was like 1-2 AM and we were in the Krystal drive-through. Of course, EVERYONE was hammered and looking for food, so the line is like 30 minutes long and I get out of the car and start hopping in people's cars to take pictures. Here is a picture of a buddy of mine at the end of that night. It was fun:

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that dude is flat out wasted
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that dude is flat out wasted

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This picture is hilarious. Has HE ever seen it?


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Yes. He doesn't remember he went home with a fatty that night. He woke up and seriously screamed.
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Yes. He doesn't remember he went home with a fatty that night. He woke up and seriously screamed.

Wow. She must've been DESPERATE going home with a guy who has a face like THAT.
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Wow. She must've been DESPERATE going home with a guy who has a face like THAT.
We went to the midnight buffet right after that pic was taken. That explains it all.
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Yup. He says it looks like the cover to a rap album. I haven't had the heart to tell him it should read "Scott: Preface to a Barnyard Romp".

Like, the only way to describe his scream the next morning was like this: If you remember Jim Carrey's scream in Dumb and Dumber when Seabass comes into the bathroom for some "lovin'" and he has that short, quick scream. That's EXACTLY how it sounded.

The girl didn't leave for like hours either. She probably was waiting for the free breakfast.
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #13
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Yup. He says it looks like the cover to a rap album. I haven't had the heart to tell him it should read "Scott: Preface to a Barnyard Romp".

Like, the only way to describe his scream the next morning was like this: If you remember Jim Carrey's scream in Dumb and Dumber when Seabass comes into the bathroom for some "lovin'" and he has that short, quick scream. That's EXACTLY how it sounded.

The girl didn't leave for like hours either. She probably was waiting for the free breakfast.
I have to admit that during my freshman year of college I awoke to a similar horror. I purposely rolled out of my own bed, and even though I hit the ground pretty hard I just remained still. The questionable beast who occupied my bed mooed something along the lines of, "why are you on the floor?" I think I said my back hurt (yuck) and remained there for about an hour until she finally left.
Ever since that day I constantly throw punches and kicks in my sleep, hoping to ward off any wildebeests who may have taken advantage of my drunkenness.
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that picture should be submitted to a fark.com photoshop contest...
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that picture should be submitted to a fark.com photoshop contest...

DO IT...DO IT...DO IT!!!!!!!

They'll come up with some GOOD stuff using that photo!
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