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06-04-2008, 01:17 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: Warpath Confessions
HAHAHA. It seems we all have some nice bodily function confessions.
That's impressive with the ceiling fan light. That had to take some amazing aim.
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06-04-2008, 01:24 PM
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Inactive
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DC Metro Area
Age: 47
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I have never hated anyone enough to do any of the above. Fortunately, no one has hated me (that much) either. Who in the world conjured up the "double decker"?
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06-04-2008, 01:30 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 46
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The last job I had got the ol' upper decker when I left. It wasn't pretty. I don't want to go into great detail but it was after a healthy helping of shredded wheat.
Ahhhh, memories! |
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06-04-2008, 01:40 PM
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Hail Raiser
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 53
Posts: 100,044
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I never realized upper deckers were so popular.
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06-04-2008, 01:43 PM
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
Age: 46
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I never messed with the poo for a practical joke, but my buddy did when we were 15.
He and I were at another guy's house, and my buddy goes upstairs into the bathroom to drop a deuce. When he comes down, he describes how he took the toothbrush by the sink and rubbed it into his deuce, then put the toothbrush right back where he left it. I was appalled, yet couldn't stop laughing.
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06-04-2008, 01:51 PM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 45,256
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Somewhere SBF is reading all this "scat" talk and hopping mad
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06-04-2008, 02:28 PM
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Hail Raiser
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 53
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lol great story GM
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06-04-2008, 03:03 PM
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Swearinger
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Location: Washington, DC
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06-04-2008, 02:43 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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HAHA! Talk about super-soaking that ho!
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06-04-2008, 03:07 PM
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Hail Raiser
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 53
Posts: 100,044
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When I was in kindergarten it was nap time and I found a staple on the floor. For god knows what reason I told the kid next to me that he needed to close his eyes and open his mouth and I was going to give him some candy. I tossed the staple down his throat and needless to say he started coughing like crazy, I don't remember if he actually swallowed it or not. I got in trouble and had to move over to the girls side for the rest of nap time.
I also tried to choke my baby brother with a phone cord, and one time my Mom said she caught me holding a pillow over my brother's face. I was a bit of a devil child I guess. |
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06-04-2008, 03:14 PM
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Assistant Regional Mod
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Carbondale CO
Age: 46
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Re: Warpath Confessions
Gm I was reading that and couldn't look away long enough to realize I was completely mixing the rong chemicals hahha
Great story
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06-05-2008, 11:20 AM
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 20,596
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Great story GM, that is hilarious. As for me, well I've been in my fair share of trouble. Back when I was in high school, when I was in 10th grade, well me and my friends, weren't exactly choir boys to say the least. One saturday morning we were really bored and wanted something to do, and we saw this guy we knew from high school drive past us in a fucking sweet ass looking 84 Mustang. Well none of us had cars at the time, and we watched as he drove down the street and parked at this house about a couple blocks down the road. We hated this kid because in school he was a loudmouth, ignorant a-hole who loved the smell of his own farts, to put it like that. So we decided to go take my friend's mothers new pack of baloney and go stick it all over his car lol. In case nobody has any idea what that will do to a car, well let's just say it will ruin a paint job pretty damn well.
So we snuck up to his house and stuck about 8 slices of baloney all over his nice looking 84 Mustang, we put like 3 on the hood, 4 on each door/side of the car, and 1 on the trunk. So we went back to my friend's house and sat on the porch and just started talking, because we wanted to see how long he would be inside the house because it takes time. Well about 5 hours later we noticed he came out of the house, and he just started flipping out like some shit. We just started laughing our asses off and then we went back inside. He drove past us when he left and even though it wasn't on his car that long it messed up his car because you could see all the spots where we had put the baloney, it was like an uglier shade of blue compared to the rest of his car. Now that I have my drivers license, and I have my own car now that I actually just got yesterday, well lets just say I feel kinda bad about it, because now that I know the actual costs that come with getting a new paint job and things of that nature, that must've really sucked for him. I know if that happened to my car I'd be extremely pissed off about it lol. I'm gonna chalk that one up to being a teenager lol.
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06-06-2008, 09:16 AM
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Hail Raiser
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 53
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Re: Warpath Confessions
I confess to having way too much to drink last saturday night while out on the town celebrating my wife's birthday with some friends. So much so that I skipped and "danced" my way home singing Busta Rhyme's "Dangerous". I hit some street signs and mock humped a Hummer H2. Ahhh good times. Nice to know the crazy 21 year old is still in me somewhere.
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06-06-2008, 09:50 AM
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
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That's hilarious because I know every single word to that song. Silly wit my 9 milli, what the dilly, yo?
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06-06-2008, 09:59 AM
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Hail Raiser
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 53
Posts: 100,044
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LOL
This, is, serious We could make you delirious You should have a healthy fear of us Cause too much of us is dangerous So dangerous, we so dangerous My Flipmode Squad is dangerous So dangerous, we so dangerous My whole entire unit is dangerous |
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