The Rant Thread

[Trample the Elderly]

The Chicken Marsala I had for lunch is effing me up!

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

^^^ yeah those people who have more than 20 items each in teh 15 or less aisle piss me off, especially those couples who break their 40 plus items up into two piles acting like they are two separate customers but then just pay all at once.

- i follow every civil/polite society law there is, well i try to anyway but 1 day there were huge lines at the grocery store and no one in the 15 or less aisle so the guy working the 15 or less aisle (who im cool with, joke with when im getting groceries) calls me over to his aisle and is like "man, you know you dont have to wait in those lines with all those other people buddy, your a vip in here" . . so im like crap, of course after i loaded my things on teh belt a bunch of people with 15 items or less start getting in line and then, plow, im that ahole with 40 plus items in the 15 item line.

im an easy going guy, dont let my lil rants fool ya, i just get mad when i go out of my way to do the right things and others are intentionally doing what they know they shouldnt do.

ps - firstdown, the bars places i go arent bad per se, normally people dont start stuff with me, im an easy peaceful guy, too old to fight every jackass askin for it, just this weekend really got me ready to throw down b/c 2 guys in less than 8 hrs started ish with my girl. freakin step to a man, not his woman.

i dont know whether this thread is helpin me vent or gettin me all fired up refreshing what pisses me off.

go skins!!

I'm the same way as you following the civil/polite society laws. It also bugs the crape out of me when I take my time to hold the door open for someone and they walk in or out without saying thank you. When they do that I usually give them the loud "your welcome".

[SmootSmack]

I hate going down (or up) an escalator, particularly a crowded escalator, only to find at the end of the escalator is some fooling standing there looking around. Get the F out of the way!

I hate how on those rare occasions I catch the Smurfs on tv, it's those stupid Johan and Peewit stories, with nary a Smurf.

I hate how Theo, Denise, and Vanessa had no respect for Lamont when he passed away.

[BDBohnzie]

@SS - 1) As you know, DC Metro is notorious for that, 2) Check out OnDemand or YouTube for Smurfs episodes with actual Smurfs...I watch them with my kids, and 3) Rudy didn't care either, she just wanted to use the bathroom

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

@SS - 1) As you know, DC Metro is notorious for that, 2) Check out OnDemand or YouTube for Smurfs episodes with actual Smurfs...I watch them with my kids, and 3) Rudy didn't care either, she just wanted to use the bathroom

Yes! DC Metro and Montgomery Mall (sorry Westfield Shoppingtown Montgomery); thanks for the tip; Rudy was just a cute child (now she's a hot young woman!), I can forgive her

[firstdown]

I hate sitting on hold for 20 minutes which I'm up to now. I also hate when they finally pick up the line I'm talking to someone in another country and have no clue what they are saying. I know thats going to happen now that I have been on hold for 21 minutes.

F this I was on hold for 50 minutes and just finally hung up. When I say on hold I'm not sitting here holding the phone its on speaker phone but its still waist my time and what I can do.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Bitches be hatin'

[Monksdown]

i hate that my brother tried to tell me i couldn't yell at his puppy if it ran behind my TV and got tangled in all the cords and unplugged have my universe. He tried to tell me that if i insisted on yelling at his dog, that he would yell curse words at my 6 year old. Everyone knows about brotherly love, i told him to get up and come over here and punch me now, because the moment he yells at my kid, his ass is grass. we had a stare off.

It's getting close to that time again, where i need to remind him who the BIG brother is.

[Monksdown]

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Monksdown

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

This is a rant thread you need to save that for the Hypothetical thread.

[Monksdown]

Originally Posted by firstdown

This is a rant thread you need to save that for the Hypothetical thread.

My rant is that i can't post whatever i want wherever i want, especially in the god damn parking lot forum.

That being said, if you had to dye your hair, would you go with blond or red?

[DynamiteRave]

Originally Posted by Monksdown

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

I'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies I can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once Mike Vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, I'll consider saving his.

But yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by dynamiterave

i'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies i can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once mike vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, i'll consider saving his.

insert "ron mexico" joke here

but yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!

[Slingin Sammy 33]

Originally Posted by Monksdown

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

Easy, Vick's finished. My dog would've given his life to without hesitation to protect me or my family. Vick wouldn't lift a finger for me and kills animals for fun.

Back to Rant Thread:

I hate it when teenager/s (your own) have such a warped view of things that they make the most f---in' galactically stupid decisions that make life WAAAYYY more difficult for themselves and everyone else around them. Particularly "everyone else" who bends over backwards to make life pretty damn good for his/her blockheaded @ss. Aaah the joys of parenting....

[firstdown]

I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.