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Old 10-21-2009, 12:59 PM   #1
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not!
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:01 PM   #2
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

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Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not!
lol this one's a winner.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:02 PM   #3
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
cause otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:06 PM   #4
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Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.
Fixed
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:31 PM   #5
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

We begin again,
Another year,full of fear,
With Danny still here!
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:47 PM   #6
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

football in DC
more of mediocrity
gives me the tourettes
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:42 PM   #7
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Voting is needed
To find the best haikus here
Get this set up mods
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:12 PM   #8
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #9
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haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!

LOL! Some of us are past the 5th grade education Matty! ;-) j/k
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:32 PM   #10
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

we lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:36 PM   #11
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lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins

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Old 10-21-2009, 09:34 PM   #12
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:39 PM   #13
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All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:45 PM   #14
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Fixed
Ha, thanks. I fixed my post too. The creative juices were flowing fast than I could type.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:36 PM   #15
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WTF? The RAIDERS beat the EAGLES and prepped them for US!
Now even ASIAN poetry is more entertaining!
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