F. . . Parents who let their children run wild

[Trample the Elderly]

So there I am trying to have a bite to eat with a nice gal. Behind me there were three young girls with two children. The kids were screaming and the girls clearly didn't know what to do. They were running all over the place too.

My lady said that children ought to be seen not heard. One of the hoochies didn't like that and starts to cuss out my lady. That didn't go over well with me and we'll just omit the rest of the story.

I've cussed out family members for letting their rug rats act a fool in a restraurant before. Am I in the wrong here? If some trollop starts cussing my table out, what law am I breaking if I throw a glass of water on her? Can I mace her? What about a stun gun?

I can understand a little giggle her, a little whine there, but this shit is outrageous! My mother would have slapped the taste out of my mouth had I acted like that. Am I being unreasonable here?

What Sayeth The Mob?