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Old 06-14-2006, 04:28 PM   #1
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Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations
is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


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Old 06-14-2006, 04:32 PM   #2
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is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


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I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:27 PM   #3
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I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella
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i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella
Man Law: Only if you remove the umbrella.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:35 PM   #5
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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.
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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.
I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:43 PM   #7
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I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.
I concede.
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perhaps if you prohibit just those ultra light beers.
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I'm not a fan of Red Stripe, I think it tastes like someone spilled red wine into my bottle or something. Personally, I think the beer depends on the occasion. My favorites are Dos Equis, Corona, Bud Light, Sam Adams, Guiness, Amestel Light, Yuengling, or just about whatever you have in your fridge, unless it's Busch Light or keystone.

Beer is good.
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I'm not a fan of Red Stripe, I think it tastes like someone spilled red wine into my bottle or something. Personally, I think the beer depends on the occasion. My favorites are Dos Equis, Corona, Bud Light, Sam Adams, Guiness, Amestel Light, Yuengling, or just about whatever you have in your fridge, unless it's Busch Light or keystone.

Beer is good.
my dad drinks busch. i think yuo can get a 30 pack for like a $1.50
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my dad drinks busch. i think yuo can get a 30 pack for like a $1.50
I refused to drink that in college, I think that says something. Ask Bohnzie, he'll tell you, back then I would have drank glass clearner if I thought it'd get me drunk.
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I refused to drink that in college, I think that says something. Ask Bohnzie, he'll tell you, back then I would have drank glass clearner if I thought it'd get me drunk.
bwaaahhhahahaha

i just spit my drink all over my computer screen.
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Although Bud(weiser) is what you'll see in my hand a percentage of the time, Guiness is actually my beer of choice. Yuengling's Black & Tan is a close second. My wallet, however, prefers Natty Light.
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Man Law: If your sitting at a stadium (ex Fedex field) in the lower bowl close to the field at a playoff game (ex 1999 vs Bucs) and ask the person in front of you to sit down or be quiet you should immediately be moved to the top of the stadium and someone else should replace you.

p.s. Applies to any home team by any home team fan
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

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I'm not a fan of Red Stripe, I think it tastes like someone spilled red wine into my bottle or something. Personally, I think the beer depends on the occasion. My favorites are Dos Equis, Corona, Bud Light, Sam Adams, Guiness, Amestel Light, Yuengling, or just about whatever you have in your fridge, unless it's Busch Light or keystone.

Beer is good.
I don't know what it is, but I cannot stomach Yuengling - that stuff makes me want to hurl. I can handle anything else.

Bass Pale Ale sucks in my opinion too...tastes like someone pissed in a can, added alot of water and let it brew in the sun for a couple of days.
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