The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man

[MTK]

Originally Posted by wolfeskins

a few years back my brother and i were at a skins game at fed ex. the skins were playing the giants,anyhow, there were these two giants fans (a man and a woman) they were drinking wine. my brother and i (and every other skins fan in the area) joked and laughed at those two the entire game, all because they were drinking wine at a football game.

maybe theres a time and a place for a man to drink wine (when he alone with his wife)

Wine at a football game is definitely a sin.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

Wine at a football game is definitely a sin.

Thus completes the ultimate argument for why wine is not manly.

If you can't drink it at one of the manliest sporting events, then it's not manly. You also cannot drink wine at a George St. Pierre fight.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Drink what ever you want. Just drink and have a good time. Life is too short to drink stuff you don't like just because someone perceives it as not manly.

True dat

[KLHJ2]

Sorry Schneed, but wine is older than beer. Since it is in Man's DNA to drink whatever alcohol is available it is manly for man to drink wine. Wine came before beer which came before whisky.

An Alcohol History Timeline - Alcohol-Facts.Net

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Angry

Sorry Schneed, but wine is older than beer. Since it is in Man's DNA to drink whatever alcohol is available it is manly for man to drink wine. Wine came before beer which came before whisky.

An Alcohol History Timeline - Alcohol-Facts.Net

OK fine, back then wine was the manliest thing you could get your hands on. But it's not now. So what's your excuse, girl?

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

OK fine, back then wine was the manliest thing you could get your hands on. But it's not now. So what's your excuse, girl?

LOL, you can never be manlier than the original...bitch.

In all seriousness most good wine isn't all that fruity. Beer is still number 1 in my belly.

[Trample the Elderly]

Is it still considered wussy if you drink Pina Colladas by the whole pitcher?

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Is it still considered wussy if you drink Pina Colladas by the whole pitcher?

In most situations...yes. In a pool with a floating tiki bar on an island somewhere? No.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by FRPLG

In most situations...yes. In a pool with a floating tiki bar on an island somewhere? No.

Yeah.. who the hell drinks whisk(e)y and coke poolside?

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Is it still considered wussy if you drink Pina Colladas by the whole pitcher?

drinking mass quantities of a girlie drink does not lessen the girlie factor

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

drinking mass quantities of a girlie drink does not lessen the girlie factor

Oh well, I don't drink anyway. When I did though, I'd tear up some Pina Colladas and Margaritas. I don't care if they're considered girlie. Those drinks get you drunk as a fart.

[over the mountain]

when im at a beach or some place that does really good frozen girly drinks, i get my girl to order it then have her keep it btw us so i can drink it without people knowing. i do feel bad about it.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

when im at a beach or some place that does really good frozen girly drinks, i get my girl to order it then have her keep it btw us so i can drink it without people knowing. i do feel bad about it.

That's the way to go. Nothing wrong with sampling the woman's foofy drink.

[FRPLG]

To me whether it is manly just comes down to... is it fruited up and made to taste like something a kid would drink just to get it down? Most wines simply aren't. Most frozen drinks are. They're Slurpees. Kids drink. Not manly.

[firstdown]

I really don't care if its manly or not if I can catch a buzz from drinking it who cares.