Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells

DBUCHANON101 · 04-14-2010, 11:42 PM

Like JJ is an awesome player evaluator... how many SB's has he sniffed since the Johnson era ended? And lets not be stupid and bring up Switzer's SB -Any of us could have coached that team to a SB-
Face it,Dallas was dead in the water until Parcells came and righted the ship and they are still living off of what Bill did.

Pocket$ $traight · 04-14-2010, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DBUCHANON101

Like JJ is an awesome player evaluator... how many SB's has he sniffed since the Johnson era ended? And lets not be stupid and bring up Switzer's SB -Any of us could have coached that team to a SB-
Face it,Dallas was dead in the water until Parcells came and righted the ship and they are still living off of what Bill did.

Sadly, they have been a lot better than us over that period.

DBUCHANON101 · 04-14-2010, 11:43 PM

And we all know deep down JJ was praying that the boys wouldnt make the playoffs so he could fire Wade for Shanny.

SmootSmack · 04-15-2010, 07:20 AM

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

KLHJ2 · 04-15-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

That would make me lose all respect for Gruden. I like that guy.

Dirtbag59 · 04-15-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

I sure hope not. Actually why don't they hire Jim Zorn? He knows the NFC East and does a great job of developing offensive rookies.

over the mountain · 04-15-2010, 10:23 AM

i dont see what the big deal about the video is.

jerry got drunk and was talking some football.

the only aholes i see are the guys budding up to jerry, asking him questions and videotaping it. im guessin their boys fans. you get a chance to talk shop with jerry jones and you videotape it and put it in the net? thats freakin gay.

Cooley1 · 04-15-2010, 10:55 AM

OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

Pocket$ $traight · 04-15-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cooley1

OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

Dude, your stupidity was staying in. If they are going to kiss that dinosaur you could have had a threesome!

Just tell them that Jimmy Johnson gave you some extenze!!! (Btw and endorser named "Jimmy Johnson" for an enhancement product. Hollywood couldn't have scripted it any better....)

Beemnseven · 04-15-2010, 02:13 PM

^Taking the team thing out of it, just based on who'd you rather hang out and get drunk with as a human being, I'd have to agree with SkinDogg.

MTK · 04-15-2010, 03:32 PM

Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.

GMScud · 04-15-2010, 10:01 PM

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Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.

Snyder is a big fan of red wine from what I hear, and you're right about the cigars.

SmootSmack · 04-15-2010, 10:03 PM

I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either

GMScud · 04-15-2010, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either

Well, he did as recently as last year's offseason, not sure about now though.

Dirtbag59 · 04-16-2010, 01:28 PM

Jerry praises Parcells -- on the record - NFC East Blog - ESPN

04-14-2010, 11:42 PM	#1
DBUCHANON101 The Starter Join Date: May 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,373	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells Like JJ is an awesome player evaluator... how many SB's has he sniffed since the Johnson era ended? And lets not be stupid and bring up Switzer's SB -Any of us could have coached that team to a SB- Face it,Dallas was dead in the water until Parcells came and righted the ship and they are still living off of what Bill did. __________________ But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

04-14-2010, 11:43 PM	#3
DBUCHANON101 The Starter Join Date: May 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,373	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells And we all know deep down JJ was praying that the boys wouldnt make the playoffs so he could fire Wade for Shanny. __________________ But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

04-15-2010, 07:20 AM	#4
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-15-2010, 10:23 AM	#7
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells i dont see what the big deal about the video is. jerry got drunk and was talking some football. the only aholes i see are the guys budding up to jerry, asking him questions and videotaping it. im guessin their boys fans. you get a chance to talk shop with jerry jones and you videotape it and put it in the net? thats freakin gay. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

04-15-2010, 10:55 AM	#8
Cooley1 Special Teams Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 105	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells OMG this is sooo funny. I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week. Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas. So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

04-15-2010, 02:13 PM	#10
Beemnseven Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 52 Posts: 5,311	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells ^Taking the team thing out of it, just based on who'd you rather hang out and get drunk with as a human being, I'd have to agree with SkinDogg.

04-15-2010, 03:32 PM	#11
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,038	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-15-2010, 10:03 PM	#13
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-16-2010, 01:28 PM	#15
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells Jerry praises Parcells -- on the record - NFC East Blog - ESPN __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

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