Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-29-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

What's the worst any of you have gotten while watching a game on TV/in person?

During the Seahawks playoff game last year I got to Buffalo Wild Wings at noon to make sure I had a seat in front of the screen and drank all the way up until game time. ONE Cowboys fan was there just to be a jackass and clapped obnoxiously in my ear when the Seahawks did something good. So I chested him and the whole bar is like KICK HIS ASS, KICK HIS ASS. Fiancee got TOTALLY embarassed and walked out and then the manager asked me to leave.

Fiancee's worst moment was opening day when we first met Gmanc. I gave her a whole bottle of champagne at breakfast and screwdrivers all morning. She layed in the parking lot right after meeting his parent's and girlfriend and threw up in the parking lot.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-29-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Fiancee's worst moment was opening day when we first met Gmanc. I gave her a whole bottle of champagne at breakfast and screwdrivers all morning. She layed in the parking lot right after meeting his parent's and girlfriend and threw up in the parking lot.

Fantastic!

I forgot to mention that at the raiders game I also managed to rip my jeans from the knee up to the crotch somehow while doing bonging a beer with some random rednecks. Luckily I happpened to have some Skins PJ pants in the car, so I just wore them over my jeans. Apparently I kept reaching into my pants and yelling, "I ripped my damn jeans" for almost the entire tailgate, and then I knocked half a turkey (we brought a deep frier to the game b/c it was close to Thanksgiving) onto the ground. I was no a popular person that day.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-29-2006, 11:29 AM

I love drunken stories. You should find the drunken post page on here.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-29-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I love drunken stories. You should find the drunken post page on here.

I'll have to check that out. Drunken tales are the best! There should be a national holiday where everyone just gets completely shit-faced just for the stories. We could call it Fodder Day.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-29-2006, 11:34 AM

Every time I get shit-faced it's for the stories.

BDBohnzie · 06-29-2006, 11:35 AM

Ahh, deep fryers...a grand tradition for another time.

Bengals Pre-season game, went a few buddies. Tailgated in parking lot, had a little to eat and some beers. Got inside, buying beers 2 at a time for the entire game (talk about expensive). Tailgated some more afterwards, so a few more beers. Had a few beers in the car on the way home. Got back to my buddy's house, go to get in my car, and the rumbles start. Decide to hightail it for the nearest bush and puke my brains out (AMD will tell ya, I'm a puker). After that, felt fine, got in the car, got home...

TheInspector · 06-29-2006, 11:46 AM

My dog is uglier than yours

http://base.google.com/base/a/128522...29042905655808

gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheInspector

My dog is uglier than yours

http://base.google.com/base_image?q=...8220634&size=6

check your link

TheInspector · 06-29-2006, 01:55 PM

Here's my woman

http://base.google.com/base/a/128522...29042905655808

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-29-2006, 01:18 PM

My fiancee is open to "hanging out" with another chick. I'm NOT about letting her hook up with other guys.

gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

My fiancee is open to "hanging out" with another chick. I'm NOT about letting her hook up with other guys.

now that you are sober your tone is changing!

12thMan · 06-29-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

My fiancee is open to "hanging out" with another chick. I'm NOT about letting her hook up with other guys.

C'mon dude, everybody knows the key to a vibrant and successful relationship is sharing one's mate.

Malcolm, I really think you should revisit your stance on this one

gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

C'mon dude, everybody knows the key to a vibrant and successful relationship is sharing one's mate.

Malcolm, I really think you should revisit your stance on this one

feed him some booze and he will give her up for next to nothing.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-29-2006, 01:25 PM

HAHAHAHA! I know, right. I was FAAAAAAAIRLY wasted last night.

gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 01:27 PM

my wife is half scared to visit the site, she thinks you are gonna harrass her.

06-29-2006, 11:29 AM	#3
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? I love drunken stories. You should find the drunken post page on here. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-29-2006, 11:34 AM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? Every time I get shit-faced it's for the stories. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-29-2006, 11:35 AM	#6
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? Ahh, deep fryers...a grand tradition for another time. Bengals Pre-season game, went a few buddies. Tailgated in parking lot, had a little to eat and some beers. Got inside, buying beers 2 at a time for the entire game (talk about expensive). Tailgated some more afterwards, so a few more beers. Had a few beers in the car on the way home. Got back to my buddy's house, go to get in my car, and the rumbles start. Decide to hightail it for the nearest bush and puke my brains out (AMD will tell ya, I'm a puker). After that, felt fine, got in the car, got home... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

06-29-2006, 11:46 AM	#7
TheInspector Special Teams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 194	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? My dog is uglier than yours http://base.google.com/base/a/128522...29042905655808 __________________ "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -Vince Lombardi

06-29-2006, 01:55 PM	#9
TheInspector Special Teams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 194	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? Here's my woman http://base.google.com/base/a/128522...29042905655808 __________________ "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -Vince Lombardi

06-29-2006, 01:18 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? My fiancee is open to "hanging out" with another chick. I'm NOT about letting her hook up with other guys. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-29-2006, 01:25 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? HAHAHAHA! I know, right. I was FAAAAAAAIRLY wasted last night. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-29-2006, 01:27 PM	#15
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 47 Posts: 3,503	Re: Mrs. GIGgity: Need Stud? my wife is half scared to visit the site, she thinks you are gonna harrass her.

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