Finally a piss free thread (hopefully)

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Can we trade Snyder and Vinny to the Pats for Kraft and this three SB Rings?

[ridexile]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

One minute you're saying whoever Deep Throat is (insert hesscl34 joke here, kidding just kidding) has said he wants to leave. The next you're saying he never said that. So which is it?

More importantly, before you go throwing out insults learn how to spell. It's not 'retarted'

show me where I said he never said that, at one point I said, "I never said" but I never contradicted myself, You guys should really read all the posts well before u judge. Just aout everything I said was severly misinterpreted, and I'd explain how it was all interpreted, but I dont have time to write a novel, I know no one will, but read what I wrote in all my posts, and ull see that nothing I said was crazy, and I never suggested that we trade pportis or springs, i just said those things hypothetically if certain conditions are met. Well you'll all be happy to know that this is my last post (unless I get really bored later). So long Douche Bags.

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by ridexile

show me where I said he never said that, at one point I said, "I never said" but I never contradicted myself, You guys should really read all the posts well before u judge. Just aout everything I said was severly misinterpreted, and I'd explain how it was all interpreted, but I dont have time to write a novel, I know no one will, but read what I wrote in all my posts, and ull see that nothing I said was crazy, and I never suggested that we trade pportis or springs, i just said those things hypothetically if certain conditions are met. Well you'll all be happy to know that this is my last post (unless I get really bored later). So long Douche Bags.

peace
mike

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Well you did say he would probably be traded. And then you said that Gibbs indicated that he would be cut. And then you said we should keep him. Make up your mind.








and now we wait

[Pocket$ $traight]

Originally Posted by ridexile

show me where I said he never said that, at one point I said, "I never said" but I never contradicted myself, You guys should really read all the posts well before u judge. Just aout everything I said was severly misinterpreted, and I'd explain how it was all interpreted, but I dont have time to write a novel, I know no one will, but read what I wrote in all my posts, and ull see that nothing I said was crazy, and I never suggested that we trade pportis or springs, i just said those things hypothetically if certain conditions are met. Well you'll all be happy to know that this is my last post (unless I get really bored later). So long Douche Bags.

Who is going to start 70% of the threads now?

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by Grim21Reaper

Who is going to start 70% of the threads now?

haha

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by Grim21Reaper

Who is going to start 70% of the threads now?

Where's that guy that kept making all those stupid lists? He was good for like 48 threads a day.

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Where's that guy that kept making all those stupid lists? He was good for like 48 threads a day.

That dude was great. Wasn't he the guy that flipped out, and came back with other handles. Kidwell maybe?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Damn, Indiana forgot to even attempt to tie the damn game at the end. Idiots.

Time for bed

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Damn, Indiana forgot to even attempt to tie the damn game at the end. Idiots.

Time for bed

Yeah that really pissed me out. They had multiple chances. Oh well, Duke is overrated this year, they are not top 10 material.

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by ridexile

show me where I said he never said that, at one point I said, "I never said" but I never contradicted myself, You guys should really read all the posts well before u judge. Just aout everything I said was severly misinterpreted, and I'd explain how it was all interpreted, but I dont have time to write a novel, I know no one will, but read what I wrote in all my posts, and ull see that nothing I said was crazy, and I never suggested that we trade pportis or springs, i just said those things hypothetically if certain conditions are met. Well you'll all be happy to know that this is my last post (unless I get really bored later). So long Douche Bags.

I rather like that last sentence. If the rest of his output had demonstated the spirit that is captured in those four words, he might have received more acceptance. I haven't been this moved since the first time I heard Nelson say "Smell Ya Later" on "The Simpsosn". So long to you ridexile. Godspeed Douchebag.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by ridexile

show me where I said he never said that, at one point I said, "I never said" but I never contradicted myself.

Exhibit A: http://www.thewarpath.net/252396-post46.html

"I said that deep throat said that he wants out next year"

Exhibit B: http://www.thewarpath.net/252406-post51.html

"i get that, i never said anyone has, i just said in general that is true"

So, maybe you could explain how these aren't contradictory. Please help, I'm retarted

[JoeRedskin]

I met a british prostitute once who said she had given up the trade for a while, but missed the sex too much and she decided to start hooking again.

She was retarted.

[Pocket$ $traight]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I met a british prostitute once who said she had given up the trade for a while, but missed the sex too much and she decided to start hooking again.

She was retarted.

I believe they call it "shagging"!

[JoeRedskin]

Shagging is british for sex. Hooking is shagging for money.

Tart = prostitute. In this joke the reference being that, once the prostitute started hooking again, she became a tart for the second time. Thus, she was RE-tarted. The otherwise football irrelevant reference was simply meant as a humorous play on words involving the poor spelling used by ridexile in various posts.

SEE, isn't the joke MUCH MUCH funnier now that I have properly diagrammed it?