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Old 01-25-2006, 04:24 PM   #1
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Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me and my boys are going to go dump some tea over a ship in the Boston Harbor. F*ck King George and his damn stamp tax

Who's with me?
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:22 PM   #2
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Boston has so many football fans. The Redskins will never survive in DC.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:24 PM   #3
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It's cold in here! Will someone please turn on their XBOX 360???!!
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:27 PM   #4
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Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:30 PM   #5
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Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
zing!!!
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:27 PM   #6
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geeez i leave for 3 hours and this happens.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:31 PM   #7
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I don't want that kid, what's his, name Sam Baugh! He's from Texas for goodness sake! I can't see the Skins taking a kid from Texas, that is where the Dallas Cowboys are from! Oh, wait, the Dallas Cowboys have not been created yet. Sorry, that whole Back to the Future thing, now where did I park my Delorean?
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:35 PM   #8
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has anyone heard of this "superbowl" thing ? what a waste of time
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:38 PM   #9
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I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:40 PM   #10
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I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now
that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:44 PM   #11
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that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here
Since I used to kill T-rexes and drag my wife around by the hair.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:48 PM   #12
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I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now
Well appearantly they changed their mind.

Mark Brunell must go to the pro-bowl first.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:36 PM   #13
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That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:39 PM   #14
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That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......
hes too classy for that
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:41 PM   #15
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Last night there was a guy outside of my hut flying a kite with a key tied to it in an electrical storm. Dumb ASS!
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