Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[ArtMonkDrillz]

MAN LAW: When leaving a crowded house to go buy beer or food, a man must make at least a minor effort to see if he can pick something up for the others in the house.

Important side note: If you want another man to pick something up for you, make the order simple and have money ready. Be prepared to tag along if you know there will be more beer than one man can carry alone. If you cannot do these things, either go with the original beer/food getter, or just keep your mouth shut. ALSO, if you do go along, do not ask to make any extra stops.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

MAN LAW: When leaving a crowded house to go buy beer or food, a man must make at least a minor effort to see if he can pick something up for the others in the house.

Important side note: If you want another man to pick something up for you, make the order simple and have money ready. Be prepared to tag along if you know there will be more beer than one man can carry alone. If you cannot do these things, either go with the original beer/food getter, or just keep your mouth shut. ALSO, if you do go along, do not ask to make any extra stops.

Man Law!

And "money ready" means at least a $20. No $1s or coins or other girly denominations. Oh, and don't expect any change back. If you don't tag along, anything that doesn't get spent goes toward more beer.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.

Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?

I'd say there absolutely has to be.

We can call it the Christy Clause, named after Chris Cooley's unbelievably hot girlfriend. If a girl like that comes along, all bets are off.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?

I can go along with an escape clause but it must be very specific. This clause can cause complications so it must be detailed. Man law should be man law and that is it so there should be no wiggle room or room for arguement.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.

Agreed, this definately does not include unplanned events. A 'bro' is not allowed to make fun of or force another man to participate in an unplanned event while a man is with his girl.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

Agreed, this definately does not include unplanned events. A 'bro' is not allowed to make fun of or force another man to participate in an unplanned event while a man is with his girl.

There needs to be something that is the opposite of the Christy Clause, like if the bros want the guy to tag along for something realy awesome.

How about The Sideline Situation because I don't care if I'm with Jessica Alba, if my buddies get sideline passes to a Skins game they better club me over the head and drag me if I try to resist.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

There needs to be something that is the opposite of the Christy Clause, like if the bros want the guy to tag along for something realy awesome.

How about The Sideline Situation because I don't care if I'm with Jessica Alba, if my buddies get sideline passes to a Skins game they better club me over the head and drag me if I try to resist.

See I don't know. I'd say a shot at Jessica Alba has got to be more rare than sideline passes...

Maybe I'm just horny, I dunno.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

There needs to be something that is the opposite of the Christy Clause, like if the bros want the guy to tag along for something realy awesome.

How about The Sideline Situation because I don't care if I'm with Jessica Alba, if my buddies get sideline passes to a Skins game they better club me over the head and drag me if I try to resist.

blind can be that the mind of a man when with a woman. This is a tricky situation. Again what would classify the sideline situation? A concert, a party, true sidline tickets? Would the quality of the girl play any role in this?

[BigSKINBauer]

In the possibility of sex the man will go with the "hoe" as the "bros" will be obligated to be understanding.

[BigSKINBauer]

I have always taken this law as one in which a friend stops hanging out with his friends to be and the call of his girl. When someone continually breaks plans with friends because he is doing something with some girl. That is bros before hoes. THat has to be stopped before it gets out of hand.

[mheisig]

Bros Before Hoes Escape Clause: When in the course of preparing for or attending a preplanned "bro event," should a bro be given the opportunity to bag a chick of extraordinarily unusual hotness, bro is released from all former bro obligations, plans, events and promises. "Extraordinarily Unusual Hotness" is defined as hotness on par with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen or Mandi Moore. The bro in question must abide by the previously established Man Law that all Extraordinarily Hot Chicks must be established with photographic/video evidence. Bro is allowed to enact the "Bros Before Hoes" escape clause if, and only if, aforementioned Bros concur via majority vote that "Hoe" in question is in fact extraordinarily and unusually hot.

Can we all get on board with this?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Bros Before Hoes Escape Clause: When in the course of preparing for or attending a preplanned "bro event," should a bro be given the opportunity to bag a chick of extraordinarily unusual hotness, bro is released from all former bro obligations, plans, events and promises. "Extraordinarily Unusual Hotness" is defined as hotness on par with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen or Mandi Moore. The bro in question must abide by the previously established Man Law that all Extraordinarily Hot Chicks must be established with photographic/video evidence. Bro is allowed to enact the "Bros Before Hoes" escape clause if, and only if, aforementioned Bros concur via majority vote that "Hoe" in question is in fact extraordinarily and unusually hot.

Can we all get on board with this?

Sir, when I finally get arrested for stalking Dexter Manley, I want you to represent me in a court of law.

And remember, especially someone like TMC, huge boob does not mean Extaordinarily Hot Chick. She had to be the total package (physically, I don't care about her "personality," whatever that is) she can't just be some jugs with legs and a haircut.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Sir, when I finally get arrested for stalking Dexter Manley, I want you to represent me in a court of law.

And remember, especially someone like TMC, huge boob does not mean Extaordinarily Hot Chick. She had to be the total package (physically, I don't care about her "personality," whatever that is) she can't just be some jugs with legs and a haircut.

Your point is very well taken - hence the reference to Total Package Example Babes like Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen and Mandi Moore.

Just remember what my dad always said, "Big boobs do not a hot chick make."