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Old 08-02-2006, 01:27 PM   #1
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Re: Warpath Impersonation Thread

Oooh. Look at me. I'm a big bad admin with my own website. My ego is so big it blocks out the sun. I'm soooo special. Don't piss me off or I'll lock this thread and ban you

(thank goodness he has a sense of humor)
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #3
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Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.
Hmmmm....this is harder to solve than a Rubix Cube. Could be a case for McGyver. This is worse than that time Schneed10 locked himself inside his car
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:45 PM   #4
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On a side note, I will be PMing all those who want to come to the tailgate my cell phone information AND the cell phone info of others who are attending so that way no one gets left out.

Kind of my version of "No Child Left Behind" except mine is "No Child Left Sober".
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #5
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Brilliant!
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:49 AM   #6
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HAHAHAHA! My fiancee said I can wear the most ridiculous crap known to man as long as I promise not to wear those. She says she doesn't know what it is, but she hates those things.
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:39 AM   #7
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that would be awesome, to see randomly placed masks throughtout the stadium...and then when drunk enough, 4 WP guys, one from each side (endzones, sidelines) run out on the field, meet at the 50 yard line and start running around the maypole...
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:40 AM   #8
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Or kick the Funky Four's collective asses!
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:42 AM   #9
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even better!
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Then we start a bonfire in the middle of the field, take our shirts off and dance around it. Oh, to dream.
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:53 AM   #11
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Or just look at the Skins flags attached to my car and adjust for wind.
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:58 AM   #12
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I was just bitching, the only time I've been really affected by weather was when we played in a downpour while camping a few months ago.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:07 PM   #13
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I'll probably catch some hell for this, but oh well...



"You guys are always picking on me!! I hate men; they're all jerks and they cheat, except Mark Brunell of course!!"


Oh yeah, and fire Carlos Rogers.
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"You guys are always picking on me!! I hate men; they're all jerks and they cheat, except Mark Brunell of course!!"


Oh yeah, and fire Carlos Rogers.
You just lost all progress you may have made. I cannot wait until the person in question sees this. I got my popcorn ready.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:47 PM   #15
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If you actually sit down and actually analyze all the possible scnearios in which the Redskins have picked 6th overall in the NFL draft in the end of April on a windy day in which the tempature is 22 degrees higher than the wind chill factored in by a ratio of 3:7. Ho can you not come to the conclusion that Amobi Okoye would be a once in a life-time prospect for the Redskins?
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