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Old 05-02-2007, 03:50 PM   #1
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

Like I said before...

...she won't have any.

It's nothing a swift kick to the stomach won't fix! Seriously, she and I want no part of kids right now (maybe ever).
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:56 PM   #2
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Like I said before...

...she won't have any.

It's nothing a swift kick to the stomach won't fix! Seriously, she and I want no part of kids right now (maybe ever).
good for you for knowing what you want.
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:59 PM   #3
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Like I said before...

...she won't have any.

It's nothing a swift kick to the stomach won't fix! Seriously, she and I want no part of kids right now (maybe ever).

that is funny man
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:00 PM   #4
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

Seriously. I don't need a doctor to make that happen. I have about a hundred of them I hang my clothes on in my closet.

ACTUALLY serious now, gross.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:06 PM   #5
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Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?

M-A-N-N-E-R-S that's the way to sure success
you dont't need that hairy chest, you need manners

or

Observation is the way
for you and that babe to have a real part-ay

and if that doent work

masterbation is a charm
just make sure you dont bust on your arm
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

Random observation....the hottest chicks I know are pharmaceutical sales reps. I know 3 such women and all are smoking, but dumb. I have no clue what they do, but they're hot.
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Random observation....the hottest chicks I know are pharmaceutical sales reps. I know 3 such women and all are smoking, but dumb. I have no clue what they do, but they're hot.
Absolutely RIGHT. A close friend of mine works for Merck Pharmaceuticals, and all of his female co-workers are smokin' hot. All Pharm reps do is pretty much lobby doctors on behalf of their companies different drugs. It's gotta be easier for a hot woman to convince a doctor to prescribe certain drugs than it is a dude or a fugly girl
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Absolutely RIGHT. A close friend of mine works for Merck Pharmaceuticals, and all of his female co-workers are smokin' hot. All Pharm reps do is pretty much lobby doctors on behalf of their companies different drugs. It's gotta be easier for a hot woman to convince a doctor to prescribe certain drugs than it is a dude or a fugly girl
There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.
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There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.
Doesn't surprise me one bit.
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There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.

I've met a couple of skins cheerleaders from a friend of mine I used to sell cars with... she's now a pharmacutical rep...

I guess there is a correllation...
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Random observation....the hottest chicks I know are pharmaceutical sales reps. I know 3 such women and all are smoking, but dumb. I have no clue what they do, but they're hot.
That must be why I didn't get that rep job I applied for a few months ago.
I knew my severe facial scars and elephantitis would cost me.
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

On the married thing, I am in line with all the others. After I got married, women decided I must be acceptable and got all flirty with me on a regular basis. As few are as hot as my wife, it's okay by me. I flirt right back at'em and go home with the hottest woman in the room.

And Malcolm -Just so we're clear, don't worry about the fiancee. My wife has had two kids, doesn't work out and is a size 4 (Oh and BTW - she's blond, with a face that would make Helen of Troy jealous, and 12 years my junior).

As for self-confidence, it works both ways - men and women are attracted to inner strength. Who wants to hang out with a needy, insecure person or an arrogant prick (or prickett) who constantly feels the need to prove their superiority.
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