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Old 05-01-2009, 12:32 AM   #1
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This is by far the most entertaining thread i've seen since joining the Warpath...it basically has nothing to do w/ Swine Flu as the title suggests but that is just part of it's hilarity. Please, please don't stop guys.

I think the name Swine Flu is stupid though, why not name it something else???
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:36 AM   #2
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I think the name Swine Flu is stupid though, why not name it something else???
Word...they always name these things something stupid or unnecessarily scary sounding. Swine Flu. Mad cow disease. What the hell? I want to hear of a butterfly cold that makes you feel light and free lol.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:41 AM   #3
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Word...they always name these things something stupid or unnecessarily scary sounding. Swine Flu. Mad cow disease. What the hell? I want to hear of a butterfly cold that makes you feel light and free lol.

yeah like "wet cough" why not "moist" or "smooth" why does it have to be "wet?"
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:45 AM   #4
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I think the name Swine Flu is stupid though, why not name it something else???
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:33 AM   #5
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This is by far the most entertaining thread i've seen since joining the Warpath...it basically has nothing to do w/ Swine Flu as the title suggests but that is just part of it's hilarity. Please, please don't stop guys.

That's what she said!
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And whatever happened to all that "potential" Quake?
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:52 AM   #7
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And whatever happened to all that "potential" Quake?

two words: Joey Harrington
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:05 AM   #8
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I thought I had swine flu, but it turns out it's just ED
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:10 AM   #9
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I thought I had swine flu, but it turns out it's just ED
They prefer H1N1 thank you very much. Don't want to hurt the little piggy's feelings.

Also, playing the game "this little piggy" with your children is now considered taboo.
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They prefer H1N1 thank you very much. Don't want to hurt the little piggy's feelings.

Also, playing the game "this little piggy" with your children is now considered taboo.
"Undocumented Flu"
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"Undocumented Flu"
You could just call it Illegal Alien Flu.
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Well if you notice your symptoms recede for more than 4 hours, please contact a doctor.
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Well if you notice your symptoms recede for more than 4 hours, please contact a doctor.

I thought if it was if the erection lasts more than 4 hours.
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if the symptoms lead you to believe you have ED, than a lack of symptoms for more than 4 hours would be an erection, wouldn't it?
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if the symptoms lead you to believe you have ED, than a lack of symptoms for more than 4 hours would be an erection, wouldn't it?

That's why I like you Monk.
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