Super Happy Fun Thread!

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-25-2006, 10:15 AM

It's a joke just like Are you ready to get pumped.

hooskins · 10-12-2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It's a joke just like Are you ready to get pumped.

Now that is an awesome site.

724Skinsfan · 10-12-2006, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hooskins

Now that is an awesome site.

Oh man, I haven't seen that site in about 4 years. On that same ninja site. check out this little movie:

pirate

GhettoDogAllStars · 09-25-2006, 10:24 AM

"This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable."

damn, that kid looks mean! I wouldn't F with him!

lmao!

BDBohnzie · 10-12-2006, 02:07 PM

Bringing it back from the dead with this light humorous read:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

best of craigslist > los angeles > DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
Originally Posted: Mon, 17 Jul 02:10 PDT

email this posting to a friend

DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

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Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM PDT

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

182862349

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-12-2006, 02:19 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I've hear that about those "WOW" chips. They call it WOW because that's what you say when you get on the pot.

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-12-2006, 02:27 PM

The Icy Hot Stuntaz reminded me of this other gem from my freshman year of college. Any time I was stressed out or having a bad day I could just check out this site and the world would make sense again.

Enjoy
Welcum to My Trailer Park!

PS - this does not reflect my views on trailer park living.

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-13-2006, 01:01 PM

Ninjas have nothing on The Cobra Kai!

Home Page

BigSKINBauer · 10-22-2006, 04:46 AM

im not even gonna lie. I'm drunk as a mothedrfucker. i tjhink that this thread was made for loosses like the titans. I didn't even post on anything because i was morning the loss against the mofoing titans.s But in supper happy fun thread fasssion I am here to say, everu dfay, that we wil kick the colts ass tommorrow.;

stupidd sas colts think they can't beat us. No run defense, Clinton portis is gonna light that horse shoe on fire. Peyton manning an those dumb \stuppid gatorade commercials with him popping out of a damn egg with the gatorade rain ing on him. I mean, if that was sean taylor i would buy the damn gatorade but i don't want to have the body of payton. SEAN TAYLOR> MEASTTTTTT. Gonna have 1 INT for a TD. One forced fumble and one crazy ass, top play, JACKED UP, hit on a crazy mofo like marvin harrison or reggie wayne. REGGGGIE copme get some. SEAN TAAAAAAYLOR.

BDBohnzie · 11-01-2006, 12:21 PM

bump for a great thread...

AMD's halloween costume:

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-01-2006, 12:45 PM

I'm above that one...

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-01-2006, 12:47 PM

I wore this one this year...

it was so tight "down there" that I think I'm still bruised.
I'll have pics later.

dmek25 · 11-01-2006, 01:00 PM

yeah, i can see your camel toe

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-01-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmek25

yeah, i can see your camel toe

That's just a picture from the online Ad for the costume, it's not me. I'm much chubbier, and therefore I looked even more ridiculous. Once my friend posts some pictures from the party we went to I'll post them in the Halloween thread so you can all admire my junk.

BigSKINBauer · 01-04-2007, 08:46 AM

2 months since this thread has been used??

Lets get some good ones to bring it back to life

The BSB's favorite mike tyson interviews.
YouTube - Mike Tyson vs Etienne - Post Fight Interview
YouTube - Mike Tyson Will Eat Your Children

this is sad, absolutely sad. Its hard to watch.
YouTube - poor sportscaster
the best parts are 22 seconds "oh no" the boom goes the dynamite and the ending when he goes "yeah"

One of my favorite videos ever
YouTube - leprecon
and to compliment it, the rap:
YouTube - leprechaun

Just remember, if the skins complain about practice its OK. AI explains.
YouTube - Iverson Practice!
We talking about PRACTICE. not the game.... PRACTICE.

don't let SHFT die

09-25-2006, 10:15 AM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! It's a joke just like Are you ready to get pumped. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-25-2006, 10:24 AM	#4
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 44 Posts: 2,762	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! "This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable." damn, that kid looks mean! I wouldn't F with him! lmao!

10-12-2006, 02:07 PM	#5
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Bringing it back from the dead with this light humorous read: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html best of craigslist > los angeles > DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS. Originally Posted: Mon, 17 Jul 02:10 PDT email this posting to a friend DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM PDT Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck. The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you... Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope ...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease." Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding. So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow. Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then? So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards. I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff. The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So. I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean. That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage. So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work. You fucking Pringle bastards. The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again. Fucking Pringle bastards. This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles. this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY? no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 182862349 __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

10-12-2006, 02:19 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I've hear that about those "WOW" chips. They call it WOW because that's what you say when you get on the pot. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-12-2006, 02:27 PM	#7
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! The Icy Hot Stuntaz reminded me of this other gem from my freshman year of college. Any time I was stressed out or having a bad day I could just check out this site and the world would make sense again. Enjoy Welcum to My Trailer Park! PS - this does not reflect my views on trailer park living. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude Last edited by ArtMonkDrillz; 10-12-2006 at 02:27 PM. Reason: Just keepin' it real

10-13-2006, 01:01 PM	#8
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Ninjas have nothing on The Cobra Kai! Home Page __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

10-22-2006, 04:46 AM	#9
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! im not even gonna lie. I'm drunk as a mothedrfucker. i tjhink that this thread was made for loosses like the titans. I didn't even post on anything because i was morning the loss against the mofoing titans.s But in supper happy fun thread fasssion I am here to say, everu dfay, that we wil kick the colts ass tommorrow.; stupidd sas colts think they can't beat us. No run defense, Clinton portis is gonna light that horse shoe on fire. Peyton manning an those dumb \stuppid gatorade commercials with him popping out of a damn egg with the gatorade rain ing on him. I mean, if that was sean taylor i would buy the damn gatorade but i don't want to have the body of payton. SEAN TAYLOR> MEASTTTTTT. Gonna have 1 INT for a TD. One forced fumble and one crazy ass, top play, JACKED UP, hit on a crazy mofo like marvin harrison or reggie wayne. REGGGGIE copme get some. SEAN TAAAAAAYLOR.

11-01-2006, 12:21 PM	#10
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! bump for a great thread... AMD's halloween costume: __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

11-01-2006, 12:45 PM	#11
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I'm above that one... __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

11-01-2006, 12:47 PM	#12
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I wore this one this year... it was so tight "down there" that I think I'm still bruised. I'll have pics later. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

11-01-2006, 01:00 PM	#13
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! yeah, i can see your camel toe __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

01-04-2007, 08:46 AM	#15
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! 2 months since this thread has been used?? Lets get some good ones to bring it back to life The BSB's favorite mike tyson interviews. YouTube - Mike Tyson vs Etienne - Post Fight Interview YouTube - Mike Tyson Will Eat Your Children this is sad, absolutely sad. Its hard to watch. YouTube - poor sportscaster the best parts are 22 seconds "oh no" the boom goes the dynamite and the ending when he goes "yeah" One of my favorite videos ever YouTube - leprecon and to compliment it, the rap: YouTube - leprechaun Just remember, if the skins complain about practice its OK. AI explains. YouTube - Iverson Practice! We talking about PRACTICE. not the game.... PRACTICE. don't let SHFT die

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