Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

well i just had a conversation with him. I never brought this up. I have been doing things with him for the past two weeks and I never said "the reason you didn't go was for her". I just said it and I expected him to defend himself. He goes, "Yeah, sounds about right". I was stunned I expected some sort of defense. I said so you didn't go with me to go to her thing. He said that he would rather go to her thing than beach week but if she didn't have that thing it would only increase the chances of him going to beach week. I said to him, you broke man law, defend yourself, lie, do something! He asked about man law and I explained bros before hoes. This was all a light hearted conversation. I told him he betrayed me only to increase his standing with her, at which point he replied, "Lets just say, I didn't need to increase my standing, lets just leave it at that" like a pimp.

The confident son of a bitch broke man law and must be subject to persecution.

in light of these most recent events, i rule in favor of the bsb and vishsskins is subject to constant heckling for no more than 1 month. MAN LAW.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

in light of these most recent events, i rule in favor of the bsb and vishsskins is subject to constant heckling for no more than 1 month. MAN LAW.

He is leaving in 3 days out of the country for about 3 weeks. I protest the sentense be carried out after his return.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

He is leaving in 3 days out of the country for about 3 weeks. I protest the sentense be carried out after his return.

i defer to amd for the decision.
what say you amd?

[gibbsisgod]

Man Law: The proper order is, puff puff pass. Not puff puff, exhale puff puff pass. quit hoggin the j

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Man Law: The proper order is, puff puff pass. Not puff puff, exhale puff puff pass. quit hoggin the j

I believe you mean "quit bogarting the j"

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I believe you mean "quit bogarting the j"

i was totally drawing a blank, and thats the best i could come up with.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Real Law: Don't smoke the drugs.

J/K

And since I got here way later after work, I drink the hell out of Keystone, 8 bucks a 24 case mofos!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

this thread doubled my Posts Per Day count. I think I could hold a 3 hour conversation about sandpaper if the situation was right.

[BigSKINBauer]

here is the original http://www.manlaws.com/

Do we disagree with the men of the square table's rulings?

[gibbsisgod]

i dont care for the part where triple h tears his shirt off. we didn't need to see that. leave that shit in the wwe

[BigSKINBauer]

So what is our standing on tearing shirts off our bodies?

[gibbsisgod]

if its just for show than i say nay, if its to hurry up and get naked so you can be close to your lady than i say yea

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

if its just for show than i say nay, if its to hurry up and get naked so you can be close to your lady than i say yea

Man Law.

[saden1]

From saden's "Hit & Run" Law Book:

Law #1:
If you and your girl are done as in the bitch ain't having your babies, don't cockblock your boy. Move on and let him have his turn with her if he wishes.

Law #2:
Don't sell out for pu**y. If it's between a chick and your boy, choose your boy but lie to the chick and have her believe she was choose without hesitation.

Law #3:
Don't try to impress a chick from the get-go. It isn't worth it. It will never be worth it. Always be you.

Rule #4:
Don't send flowers to a chick to get her to go out with you. It just doesn't seem right since you don't even know here.

Law #5:
Before entering any sort of "relationship" let it be know you hate talking on the phone. It's highly encouraged that you ignore your cellphone calls in her presence.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by saden1

saden's Laws:

Law #1:
If you and your girl are done as in the bitch ain't having your babies, don't cockblock your boy. Move on and let him have his turn with her if he wishes.

Law #2:
Don't sell out for pu**y. If it's between a chick and your boy, choose your boy but lie to the chick and have her believe she was choose without hesitation.

Law #3:
Don't try to impress a chick from the get-go. It isn't worth it. It will never be worth it. Always be you.

Rule #4:
Don't send flowers to a chick to get her to go out with you. It just doesn't seem right since you don't even know here.

Law #5:
Before entering any sort of "relationship" let it be know you hate talking on the phone. It's highly encouraged that you ignore your cellphone calls in her presence.

if it wasn't for my job i would not even own a cell phone, that thing is an electronic leash