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Old 04-12-2007, 02:30 AM   #1
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F...the Alka Seltzer commerical

Seriously this commercial really pisses me off. You know it is the one where people are at a concert and they are chanting "Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer!" And a freaking band comes out and they sing a song where the chorus is "plop plop fizz fizz". And at the end instead of the crowd holding up their lighters they are holding up a ****ing cups with alka seltzer in it.


Seriously....WTF
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Old 04-12-2007, 02:31 AM   #2
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Sometimes I have no idea what ad execs are thinking.
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Old 04-12-2007, 02:33 AM   #3
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Sometimes I have no idea what ad execs are thinking.
Honestly next time I need Alka Seltzer I am gonna get the CVS brand version just because I remember how annoying that stupid commercial is.

First couple times it was no big deal, but then I heard it and I was like wtf.
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I have not seen the comercial, nor have I ever used Alka Seltzer.
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Old 04-12-2007, 02:41 AM   #5
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Man, those old alka seltzer commercials were classic. They should have left that alone
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Old 04-12-2007, 02:54 AM   #6
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I swear that Smootsmack is on a personal mission to kill every thread out there.
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Old 04-12-2007, 02:59 AM   #7
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I swear that Smootsmack is on a personal mission to kill every thread out there.
SmootSmack isnt trying to kill any threads, that is just how he rolls.

I mean if that kinda bothers you than you will really hate TMC and me, because that is pretty much what we do.
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:08 AM   #8
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SmootSmack isnt trying to kill any threads, that is just how he rolls. I mean I guess your still noob status, but you will figure out how he is.

I mean if that kinda bothers you than you will really hate TMC and me, because that is pretty much what we do.
First of all I aint in noob status. Ive been here a member for a while. I have had many discussions with Smootsmack so I know how he is. That last post was a joke. My low count of posts is due to 2 things. One, I dont just open my mouth just to blurt anything. Two, I used to frequently visit Middle Eastern countries where my expertise were in great demand. So, I didn't always have time to get on a computer and chat away. Maybe if you pulled up your skirt, dropped your purse and high heels, and joined me in Iraq; then I wouldn't have had to be there so damn long. Then I would have been at like 3,000 posts instead of 300.
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First of all I aint in noob status. Ive been here a member for a while. I have had many discussions with Smootsmack so I know how he is. That last post was a joke. My low count of posts is due to 2 things. One, I dont just open my mouth just to blurt anything. Two, I used to frequently visit Middle Eastern countries where my expertise were in great demand. So, I didn't always have time to get on a computer and chat away. Maybe if you pulled up your skirt, dropped your purse and high heels, and joined me in Iraq; then I wouldn't have had to be there so damn long. Then I would have been at like 3,000 posts instead of 300.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Joke gone too far there. Way too far. I don't think hooskins was trying to attack you in an way. Also, he edited his post

hooskins, please don't respond. Let's just move on here

I'd like to drop "noob" from our lexicon by the way
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:16 AM   #10
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Woah. Woah. Woah. Joke gone too far there. Way too far. I don't think hooskins was trying to attack you in an way. Also, he edited his post

hooskins, please don't respond. Let's just move on here

I'd like to drop "noob" from our lexicon by the way
Sorry too late, but yeah I am just joking and I misread. Either way it was a joke..
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:15 AM   #11
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First of all I aint in noob status. Ive been here a member for a while. I have had many discussions with Smootsmack so I know how he is. That last post was a joke. My low count of posts is due to 2 things. One, I dont just open my mouth just to blurt anything. Two, I used to frequently visit Middle Eastern countries where my expertise were in great demand. So, I didn't always have time to get on a computer and chat away. Maybe if you pulled up your skirt, dropped your purse and high heels, and joined me in Iraq; then I wouldn't have had to be there so damn long. Then I would have been at like 3,000 posts instead of 300.

hahahaa wholly there buddy. You are telling me to take a joke, you should be able to take one too. Did you not see my post and that I edited it? I read your join date wrong and I changed my post. Either way it was just a joke, I never thought you were a noob because you have a lower post count I said you were a noob because I thought it said 2007 was your join year.

But yeah thanks for strutting your stuff, I am glad your "expertise" is high demand. Would you like a cookie?
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hahahaa wholly there buddy. You are telling me to take a joke, you should be able to take one too. Did you not see my post and that I edited it? I read your join date wrong and I changed my post. Either way it was just a joke, I never thought you were a noob because you have a lower post count I said you were a noob because I thought it said 2007 was your join year.

But yeah thanks for strutting your stuff, I am glad your "expertise" is high demand. Would you like a cookie?
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I swear that Smootsmack is on a personal mission to kill every thread out there.
How did my post kill this thread? Isn't it on topic?
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How did my post kill this thread? Isn't it on topic?
It was a joke. I only said that because you had changed the subject on mine earlier then you posted on this one. Mine wasn't going anywhere anyway.
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It was a joke. I only said that because you had changed the subject on mine earlier then you posted on this one. Mine wasn't going anywhere anyway.
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