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View Poll Results: Next year Taylor Heinicke will be...
Starting QB for the WFT 15 23.08%
Solid backup for the WFT 33 50.77%
Starter or backup for another team 2 3.08%
I have no clue 15 23.08%
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Old 01-12-2021, 05:59 AM   #1
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.



Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs

Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs

Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs

Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs



As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.



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Yeah I posted those measurements in the other thread.
Mr President, can I be VP in charge of spreading the H to Europe ?

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Old 01-12-2021, 04:23 PM   #2
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Yeah I posted those measurements in the other thread.
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Old 01-12-2021, 04:36 PM   #3
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I'll try to live up to the expectation, let's Heinickeeeee this shit !
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Old 01-12-2021, 06:55 AM   #4
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.



Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs

Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs

Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs

Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs



As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.



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I am a little hurt that I didn’t get considered for President of the fan club. I was actually talking him up before the game and I didn’t go to ODU.

Whatever though. Im in.
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I am a little hurt that I didn’t get considered for President of the fan club. I was actually talking him up before the game and I didn’t go to ODU.

Whatever though. Im in.
I hope you will accept my humble offer of the position of CEO.
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I hope you will accept my humble offer of the position of CEO.


Do I get a name plate that says PUNCH .... CEO?
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Do I get a name plate that says PUNCH .... CEO?
Put it on your company P card. It’s yours.
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Is it a title or an instruction?
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Do I get a name plate that says PUNCH .... CEO?
Nope, but you can have one that says PUNCH THE CEO
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Old 01-12-2021, 08:39 AM   #10
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.

Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs
Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs
Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs
Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs

As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.

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The guys you listed are all very good at protecting themselves when they run, and Brees doesn't even run. Size isn't my concern with Heinicke, it's the fact he manages to get hurt so often. Just looking at his wiki page:

On September 3, 2016, Heinicke was placed on the reserve/NFI list with an off-the-field injury suffered between minicamp and training camp. He was released with an injury settlement on September 11.

On December 25, 2017, Heinicke made his NFL debut against the Pittsburgh Steelers after Yates suffered a possible concussion. However, after completing his only pass attempt, Heinicke suffered a concussion and was replaced by Yates, who had just passed the concussion protocol.

On April 16, 2018, Heinicke was claimed off waivers by the Carolina Panthers. During the 2018 season he appeared in six games with the Panthers including being named starter for Week 16 against the Atlanta Falcons after starter Cam Newton was ruled out for the remainder of the season with a shoulder injury. In his start against the Atlanta Falcons, Heinicke went 33 for 53 for 274 yards, a touchdown and three interceptions. During the game he suffered an elbow injury and was replaced at quarterback by Kyle Allen. His injury was significant enough that he was placed on injured reserve for the Panthers final game of the year.
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.

Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs
Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs
Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs
Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs

As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.

Now taking applications for members.
You know who was bigger than all of those guys? Robert Griffin III. When you run head-long into freight trains repeatedly, you get splattered.

Heinicke's size isn't ideal. But his size combined with his style of play is straight up unsustainable. Deal with it, fanboy.
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You know who was bigger than all of those guys? Robert Griffin III. When you run head-long into freight trains repeatedly, you get splattered.



Heinicke's size isn't ideal. But his size combined with his style of play is straight up unsustainable. Deal with it, fanboy.


Heineken ran when he had too. Which was too often because we have wr’s that cant get open and catch the fuckin ball. I dont think he would have to live so dangerously all the time if we had a run game, better oline, and more wr’s. RG -3 was a one trick pony and had no choice. Might prolong his shelf life. Just sayin.
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All those guys SkinzWin mentioned are guys who have weapons, protection, run games. They run when they have to. RG -3 is a terrible example. He cannot fuckin throw.

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You know who was bigger than all of those guys? Robert Griffin III. When you run head-long into freight trains repeatedly, you get splattered.

Heinicke's size isn't ideal. But his size combined with his style of play is straight up unsustainable. Deal with it, fanboy.
Ouch. Fanboy. That cut deep. You can coach the kid up to be more selective on running and how to protect your body, ie when to slide like Russell Wilson. You know what you can’t coach? “IT”. Intelligence, decision making, and to some extent, accuracy. Heinicke has those intangibles. Something Haskins did not. It’s not like taking a risk on him is a financial burden to the franchise if he can’t stay health and stay in the league. But if he can through strategic coaching, look at his ceiling. It’s high. Deal with THAT, non-believer.
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Ouch. Fanboy. That cut deep. You can coach the kid up to be more selective on running and how to protect your body, ie when to slide like Russell Wilson. You know what you can’t coach? “IT”. Intelligence, decision making, and to some extent, accuracy. Heinicke has those intangibles. Something Haskins did not. It’s not like taking a risk on him is a financial burden to the franchise if he can’t stay health and stay in the league. But if he can through strategic coaching, look at his ceiling. It’s high. Deal with THAT, non-believer.
Preach Mr President.

Seriously though, there's zero risk in keeping him and giving him a shot. Regardless of his alleged health issue, we can't go all in based on one game and a half, we need competition and insurance.

All we saying is he's more than earned the right to have a shot at the starting job. Make him live in the weight room until next September and you might have the best QB steal in NFL history.
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Old 01-11-2021, 07:09 PM   #15
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Get Stafford. That's the move. Everything else is playing for 2nd place. Until Detroit clearly states he's not being traded, I'm kicking the shit out of those tires.

If Texans traded Watson (even if it's the right decision for them) they'd get absolutely lambasted. I don't see him being moved.
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