Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

gibbsisgod · 06-14-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

You f'ing paid? Man, that bitch sounded like she was dying to ditch you and you paid? Let me tell you something my friend, she was definitely trying to hit you and run. Tell me you at least went Dutch...tell me you didn't just ran and hit her back.

The first thing I do is take out my cell phone, turn it off and let it be known I'm turning it off. It's all subliminal and if she doesn't turn hers of and answers her phone on top of it you best walk on that date.

On a side note, my bro broke up with this girl he was seeing for 5 months one night cause she put him on hold. I guess she did that before. As the old saying goes, disrespect me once shame on you, disrespect me twice shame on me.

sorry saden, i paid the entire bill and didnt even get to finish my meal but that bitch had to find her own ride home and it was like a 30 min drive. i have never seen this girl again but i hope she had to call a cab cause it was probably more expensive than the meal she got.

being from seattle yuo probably have heard of tom leykis. that is where i got most of my dating advice from and believe me that man knows his stuff.

gibbsisgod · 06-14-2006, 09:05 PM

im not a bad guy, i'm just not gonna get played without having the last word

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-14-2006, 09:11 PM

I stopped paying attention for awhile and people started writing too much. I went to public school, I can't read all that stuff.

Anyways, BSB has to fight his friend and then they can't stay mad at eachother after that. It doesn't have to be a real fight, but at least one person needs to be choked to the point that their face turns red. This fight should take place at the tailgate for the first pre-season game, and it should be recorded and boardcast here on the Warpath. That's just my opinion.

Man Law: if a man buys a round for a group of guys at a bar, each guy in the group owes him a round. This should continue for as long as needed so that every guy is repaid for every beer/shot he purchased. If it is someone's birthday, he gets a free round.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-14-2006, 09:41 PM

Gibbs, nice Seinfeld reference. Maybe I should try to make an offer so I can be mentioned in two peoples' signatures.

mheisig · 06-14-2006, 10:08 PM

I left the thread for a few hours, but I've just caught up on all the girly whining in here and I propose a new Man Law: No bitchin' about "relationships" with other guys. In fact, don't call them "relationships."

Your bro ditched you and your spring break week for some chick - waah. Maybe if you tell him about how you feel and what you wrote in your Friend's Forever Journal, or threaten to not give back the sweater you borrowed, he might apologize and you can hug, make up, and have a good healthy cry.

Just go out in the backyard, have a good ol' fashioned rumble and be done with it. 'Nuff bitchin.

BigSKINBauer · 06-14-2006, 11:11 PM

first direct me to where I said "relationship" and for your information he said I could keep the jacket to remind me of him. Gosh.

number21isabadman · 06-15-2006, 01:14 AM

Man Law: If your girlfriend makes you watch brokeback mountain, dont let your friends are anybody else know about it.

12thMan · 06-15-2006, 08:41 AM

I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

mheisig · 06-15-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well said. I think in general sex with chicks trumps time with guys pretty much all the time. Possible exceptions are sideline tickets to a 'Skins game. However, should Jessica Alba/Scarlet Johansen become available, the escape clause can be activated even in the event of sideline 'Skins tickets.

12thMan · 06-15-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well...the man law is bros before hoes, I wouldn't put one's fiance in that category, per se.

12thMan · 06-15-2006, 08:52 AM

What should be the minimum dollar amount borrowed and not repaid to a friend for it not to be worth losing the friendship.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2006, 09:31 AM

Yeah, it would have to be a pretty amazing chick (honestly, THEY would have to be pretty amazing CHICKS) for me to skip out on Skins sideline passes. Honestly though, if my fiancee was proposing the menage I'd skip out on a Skins game too! I can always tape it.

cpayne5 · 06-15-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yeah, it would have to be a pretty amazing chick (honestly, THEY would have to be pretty amazing CHICKS) for me to skip out on Skins sideline passes. Honestly though, if my fiancee was proposing the menage I'd skip out on a Skins game too! I can always tape it.

Tape what? lol

mheisig · 06-15-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by cpayne5

Tape what? lol

Seriously, you'd better tape and distribute both. Remember Man Law referencing "Hot Chick Photograph Evidence"

06-14-2006, 09:05 PM	#2
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 47 Posts: 3,503	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread im not a bad guy, i'm just not gonna get played without having the last word

06-14-2006, 09:11 PM	#3
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I stopped paying attention for awhile and people started writing too much. I went to public school, I can't read all that stuff. Anyways, BSB has to fight his friend and then they can't stay mad at eachother after that. It doesn't have to be a real fight, but at least one person needs to be choked to the point that their face turns red. This fight should take place at the tailgate for the first pre-season game, and it should be recorded and boardcast here on the Warpath. That's just my opinion. Man Law: if a man buys a round for a group of guys at a bar, each guy in the group owes him a round. This should continue for as long as needed so that every guy is repaid for every beer/shot he purchased. If it is someone's birthday, he gets a free round. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-14-2006, 09:41 PM	#4
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Gibbs, nice Seinfeld reference. Maybe I should try to make an offer so I can be mentioned in two peoples' signatures. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-14-2006, 10:08 PM	#5
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 42 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I left the thread for a few hours, but I've just caught up on all the girly whining in here and I propose a new Man Law: No bitchin' about "relationships" with other guys. In fact, don't call them "relationships." Your bro ditched you and your spring break week for some chick - waah. Maybe if you tell him about how you feel and what you wrote in your Friend's Forever Journal, or threaten to not give back the sweater you borrowed, he might apologize and you can hug, make up, and have a good healthy cry. Just go out in the backyard, have a good ol' fashioned rumble and be done with it. 'Nuff bitchin. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-14-2006, 11:11 PM	#6
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread first direct me to where I said "relationship" and for your information he said I could keep the jacket to remind me of him. Gosh.

06-15-2006, 01:14 AM	#7
number21isabadman Special Teams Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Oregon Age: 40 Posts: 157	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: If your girlfriend makes you watch brokeback mountain, dont let your friends are anybody else know about it.

06-15-2006, 08:41 AM	#8
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

06-15-2006, 08:52 AM	#12
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread What should be the minimum dollar amount borrowed and not repaid to a friend for it not to be worth losing the friendship.

06-15-2006, 09:31 AM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Yeah, it would have to be a pretty amazing chick (honestly, THEY would have to be pretty amazing CHICKS) for me to skip out on Skins sideline passes. Honestly though, if my fiancee was proposing the menage I'd skip out on a Skins game too! I can always tape it. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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