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Old 06-14-2006, 03:10 PM   #1
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Man Law: stop that
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:10 PM   #2
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:11 PM   #3
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
I seriously was going to send a messsage and say, hey, my name is marcus. Then i didn't That would have been wierd
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:26 PM   #4
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
since the person i was refering to is no longer our newest member i should clarify. the name was spankMEmarcus
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:10 PM   #5
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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:13 PM   #6
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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.
Yeah we had a thread about it a while ago. It was pretty long i think.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:13 PM   #7
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Man Law: Don't be pissed if a stranger's dog bites your hand when you try to pet it without asking.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:16 PM   #8
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Schneed posted this up in the last discussion on the topic
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough
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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough
hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:30 PM   #11
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hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.
i'm gonna use that tonight!!!

i'll let you know if it works, but you will probably be able to tell by the tone of my posts.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:36 PM   #12
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Meh. Those just don't do it for me. It's kind of like preseason. It's a good fix, but the Big Show is the only thing that REALLY does it.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #13
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:14 PM   #14
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Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.
I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
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I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations
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