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Old 10-23-2006, 02:57 PM   #1
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TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006

Now let me remind you that TAFKAS is the driving force behind me doing a chat. My humor gets to an all-time low when the Skins play like this. Since we're all done discussing them, this chat is for NON-SKINS questions only. It can be around the NFL, it can be about that bodacious sub you had last night for dinner.

Consider this our group hug to the entire forum. This group hug does not apply to those under the age of 18. I don't want to be on Dateline again.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:07 PM   #2
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Speaking of being on Dateline: can I list my appearance on their "To Catch a Predator" segment as a credit when I apply for the Screen Actors Guild? (Plus, I can save money and just use my mugshot as my 8x10 glossy)

Do you think my health insurance company with pay for my treatment for Redskins-related depression?

What is TMC dressing up as for Halloween this year?

Do you think I can get fired for "forgetting" to wear pants to work tomorrow?

And finally, should I be afraid of Kim Jong Il or is it normal that I see him as a little human-teddy bear with really big glasses?
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:14 PM   #3
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I'll tell you ahead of time, I'm Bob the Builder for Halloween. Last year I was the UPS guy.

My fiancee for some reason wants me in these outfits. I don't know why.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:19 PM   #4
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Long time reader, first time asker....

Are you as excited as I am about the new "Jimmie Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausages" on a stick?

Looks delicious.

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Old 10-23-2006, 03:24 PM   #5
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Long time reader, first time asker....

Are you as excited as I am about the new "Jimmie Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausages" on a stick?

Looks delicious.

Fellow Daily Show viewer, I see.

Bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:28 PM   #6
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I'll tell you ahead of time, I'm Bob the Builder for Halloween. Last year I was the UPS guy.

My fiancee for some reason wants me in these outfits. I don't know why.
I may dress up in some hunting gear then buy a Dick Chaney mask and a toy rifle. The only problem is that I hate wearing masks because they restrict my drinking.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:37 PM   #7
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One more question and I'll be done:

You jackin' it?
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:37 PM   #8
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tmc, are you related to jason jones?
and what do you see for the second half of the season?
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Old 10-23-2006, 11:42 PM   #9
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Fellow Daily Show viewer, I see.

Bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral.
I couldn't help myself... and love the 2nd line

b-boys making with the freak freak
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Old 10-23-2006, 11:52 PM   #10
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Malcolm,

My sex life latley has mirrored the Washington Redskins. Alot of talent, alot of potential, I work hard, have the finesse, but dumb penalties (spilling beer on girl), poor clock managment (waiting too long in the night to make my move), and bad playcalling (going with the wrong lines), have really held me back...how do I get back on track?!
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:57 AM   #11
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I'll be helping TMC out this week cause he needs one hand to wipe away his tears, so feel free to throw some questions my way as well.
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:11 AM   #12
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Who is PWNED?
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What do I do about my growing sophmore beer gut?
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I'll be helping TMC out this week cause he needs one hand to wipe away his tears, so feel free to throw some questions my way as well.
So, when are you and TMC going through with your civil union?
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:11 PM   #15
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TMC, is it true that you will be on the next installment of Dancing with the Stars? And if not, will you be replacing Kenny Mayne as the next Progressive spokesman?
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