You know what sucks...

BDBohnzie · 03-03-2007, 09:39 AM

The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-03-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.

I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.

BDBohnzie · 03-03-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha

I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.

I was giving him a glimmer of hope. Besides, there are 40,000 students that go to College Park. If he tries to nail 10, you have to figure one of them is freaky enough to slightly compare to a hot ass Japanese girl in knee-highs.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-03-2007, 10:27 AM

BSB reminds me of the kid from Super Troopers right now...

BigSKINBauer · 03-03-2007, 06:50 PM

I was at a small party. Those are the kind that'll f... you up though. I can't say i had a freaky girl in my bed, or any

, last night. But I did get some dancing time with an abercrombi and fitch model last night. Someone that knew her from somewhere told me that she was a model but regardless, she was hot as shit.

I was in a different world after the absinthe, weed and all those drinks. I've been high before and i've been drunk before, but not at the same time. I've never done absinthe before though. all those things together were insane.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-03-2007, 10:29 AM

PS- Dieon Sanders is on the NFL Network right now talking about PacMan Jones. He just said he grew up with a ton of drug dealers. He said, "my uncle was a drug dealer. All the jewelry that I was wearing was from my uncle."
I just thought that was funny.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 11:28 AM

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

Duffman003 · 03-03-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in

dmek25 · 03-03-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Duffman003

cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in

what about a strawberry short cake? or a dirty sanchez?

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-03-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

No, but she might let him put a plate over his face and watch her strain to squeeze out a few puppies.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:33 PM

Duffman says a lot of things... OH YEAH.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-03-2007, 07:14 PM

I gave up "taking the pot" (I bet no one gets that movie reference) in college because I found that when I smoked and drank at the same time I would black out and get sick and I wasn't too cool with that. Also, I wanted to be able to pass piss tests when applying for jobs.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-04-2007, 01:47 AM

i hoep I'm not all hungover in the morning. I dont have the rebuounding skills that I used to. Either way, i guarentee BSB is having much more fun than i didn tonigth,.

BigSKINBauer · 03-04-2007, 04:34 AM

^^^nope...

03-03-2007, 09:39 AM	#1
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: You know what sucks... The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

03-03-2007, 10:27 AM	#4
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: You know what sucks... BSB reminds me of the kid from Super Troopers right now... __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-03-2007, 06:50 PM	#5
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: You know what sucks... I was at a small party. Those are the kind that'll f... you up though. I can't say i had a freaky girl in my bed, or any , last night. But I did get some dancing time with an abercrombi and fitch model last night. Someone that knew her from somewhere told me that she was a model but regardless, she was hot as shit. I was in a different world after the absinthe, weed and all those drinks. I've been high before and i've been drunk before, but not at the same time. I've never done absinthe before though. all those things together were insane.

03-03-2007, 10:29 AM	#6
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: You know what sucks... PS- Dieon Sanders is on the NFL Network right now talking about PacMan Jones. He just said he grew up with a ton of drug dealers. He said, "my uncle was a drug dealer. All the jewelry that I was wearing was from my uncle." I just thought that was funny. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-03-2007, 11:28 AM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: You know what sucks... But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:33 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: You know what sucks... Duffman says a lot of things... OH YEAH. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 07:14 PM	#12
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: You know what sucks... I gave up "taking the pot" (I bet no one gets that movie reference) in college because I found that when I smoked and drank at the same time I would black out and get sick and I wasn't too cool with that. Also, I wanted to be able to pass piss tests when applying for jobs. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-04-2007, 01:47 AM	#13
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: You know what sucks... i hoep I'm not all hungover in the morning. I dont have the rebuounding skills that I used to. Either way, i guarentee BSB is having much more fun than i didn tonigth,. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-04-2007, 04:34 AM	#14
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: You know what sucks... ^^^nope...

You know what sucks...

Parking Lot