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Old 05-17-2007, 03:01 PM   #1
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Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:06 PM   #2
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Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.
LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!
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LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!
I'd actually call that one a Rodeo. The Bronco starts in the same position (no friend in the closet though) and you purposely call out the wrong chick's name, and then hang on for dear life.
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LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!
Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.
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Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.

thats funny
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:09 PM   #6
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...OMG!! Can we please pull this thread up out of the gutter just a bit?? ... <ugh!!!!>
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I've never done anything to any boyfriends, except for one nut job who said he was going to kill himself if I broke up with him. I basically told him, "been nice knowin ya and don't get any blood on the carpet."

When I was 12 I got in a fight with a boy who kept picking on a friend of mine. I stood in my driveway repeatedly punching this kid in the face and he wouldn't fight back. My only regret is that he was such a wuss.

I also kicked my brother's tooth out once. I regretted it at the time only because I thought he would beat my ass. He didn't and we laugh about it to this day.
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The worst thing I did to a member of the opposite sex today was to drag Hess' thread into the gutter. For that, I am sorry.
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There should be a gutter forum where we can all lie down in sewage, drink MD 20/20s, and discuss bucking broncos and cleveland steamers.
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The worst thing I did to the opposite sex was: To call the twins I was sleeping by the wrong names.
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I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.
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I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

now that is just evil
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now that is just evil

Trust me, he deserved it!
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:28 PM   #14
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Trust me, he deserved it!

not saying he didnt but it is still evil but funny
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I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.
I couldn't think of anything, but your story jogged my memory. I was arguing with a previous girlfriend on the phone, and in the middle of being angry and tired, I called her my ex's name on accident. The ex was a complete skank, and the girl I was arguing with knew it from things I had said.

So anyway, I called her the wrong name and she responds with "WHAT!?". Instead of trying to explain that it was a mistake and saying I was sorry, I responded with "You heard me". I have no idea why I said that. Maybe my inner asshead comes out when I'm tired. Either way, it was fun trying to dig myself out of that hole.
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