What REALLY grinds your gears?

[mooby]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Public bathrooms...

My girl is working a seasonal job at Target. She went on break and went to the bathroom. The first stall looked like someone got murdered. Blood on the floor. Blood in the toilet, blood on the stall walls. The second toilet had some sort of film on the seat. The third toilet had poop everywhere. All over the toilet and the seat. The 4th stall had pee dribbles on the seat. It wasn't until the 5th stall, that was clean and somewhat normal.

And this was in the ladies room!

Despite all this she said the bathroom still smelled like oranges (I guess whosever in charge of cleaning the bathroom uses orange scented cleaning agent)

But yeah. That.. Atrocious.

Wow. I used to work at Target and I can honestly say I never saw a situation that bad. Or half that bad. Sounds like she just had the worst luck of all time.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Public bathrooms...

My girl is working a seasonal job at Target. She went on break and went to the bathroom. The first stall looked like someone got murdered. Blood on the floor. Blood in the toilet, blood on the stall walls. The second toilet had some sort of film on the seat. The third toilet had poop everywhere. All over the toilet and the seat. The 4th stall had pee dribbles on the seat. It wasn't until the 5th stall, that was clean and somewhat normal.

And this was in the ladies room!

Despite all this she said the bathroom still smelled like oranges (I guess whosever in charge of cleaning the bathroom uses orange scented cleaning agent)

But yeah. That.. Atrocious.

I've never seen anything quite that bad, but in general I despise having to use a public bathroom. And forget about using one for taking a dump, no way I'm going there. I'm always amazed when I go into a public bathroom and 99% of the time someone is dropping a deuce in there. I'm like really, couldn't save that for home? Target, airport, restaurant, doesn't seem to matter. Everyone is crappin' up a storm out there in public.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I've never seen anything quite that bad, but in general I despise having to use a public bathroom. And forget about using one for taking a dump, no way I'm going there. I'm always amazed when I go into a public bathroom and 99% of the time someone is dropping a deuce in there. I'm like really, couldn't save that for home? Target, airport, restaurant, doesn't seem to matter. Everyone is crappin' up a storm out there in public.

We have had this talk before. GMSCUD is afraid of public restrooms. Wh yare people afraid to crap on the road? I will crap anywhere got no shame I guess.

As far as the Target story: I have never seen a dirty bathroom at Target. Plus the smell DR describes must be a standard cleaner for Target becasue I smell every time I go in one, it is like super orange smell.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by mredskins

We have had this talk before. GMSCUD is afraid of public restrooms. Wh yare people afraid to crap on the road? I will crap anywhere got no shame I guess.

As far as the Target story: I have never seen a dirty bathroom at Target. Plus the smell DR describes must be a standard cleaner for Target becasue I smell every time I go in one, it is like super orange smell.

Seems like a popular recurring topic around here lol

I guess you're either a public dumper or you're not. And neither side seems to quite understand the other.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by mredskins

We have had this talk before. GMSCUD is afraid of public restrooms. Wh yare people afraid to crap on the road? I will crap anywhere got no shame I guess.

As far as the Target story: I have never seen a dirty bathroom at Target. Plus the smell DR describes must be a standard cleaner for Target becasue I smell every time I go in one, it is like super orange smell.

Woah woah woah. I never said I was "afraid" of public restrooms, I just have a strong preference for the home-field advantage, so to speak. Also, I remember our discussion was about putting TP on the seat if you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You said you never did that, and I think that's gross.

Public restrooms are filthy, nasty places that are full of germs. I'm not a germaphobe by any means, but I certainly take precautions when I use them. To just plop down on a bare toilet seat in a public bathroom is disgusting to me. God knows what kind of person may have just had his bare, hairy, filthy ass on that seat. Gross.

I run a small business, and I can tell you I have my employees do very regular bathroom checks to make sure they are tip-top at all times.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Woah woah woah. I never said I was "afraid" of public restrooms, I just have a strong preference for the home-field advantage, so to speak. Also, I remember our discussion was about putting TP on the seat if you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You said you never did that, and I think that's gross.

Public restrooms are filthy, nasty places that are full of germs. I'm not a germaphobe by any means, but I certainly take precautions when I use them. To just plop down on a bare toilet seat in a public bathroom is disgusting to me. God knows what kind of person may have just had his bare, hairy, filthy ass on that seat. Gross.

I run a small business, and I can tell you I have my employees do very regular bathroom checks to make sure they are tip-top at all times.

Ha! I forgot the actually details of our bathroom banter as it has been a few years but I remember it went back fourth for a bit.

[DynamiteRave]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Woah woah woah. I never said I was "afraid" of public restrooms, I just have a strong preference for the home-field advantage, so to speak. Also, I remember our discussion was about putting TP on the seat if you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You said you never did that, and I think that's gross.

Public restrooms are filthy, nasty places that are full of germs. I'm not a germaphobe by any means, but I certainly take precautions when I use them. To just plop down on a bare toilet seat in a public bathroom is disgusting to me. God knows what kind of person may have just had his bare, hairy, filthy ass on that seat. Gross.

I run a small business, and I can tell you I have my employees do very regular bathroom checks to make sure they are tip-top at all times.

So is your cell phone.

What's Dirtier, Cell Phone or Toilet Seat? - ABC News

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I've never seen anything quite that bad, but in general I despise having to use a public bathroom. And forget about using one for taking a dump, no way I'm going there. I'm always amazed when I go into a public bathroom and 99% of the time someone is dropping a deuce in there. I'm like really, couldn't save that for home? Target, airport, restaurant, doesn't seem to matter. Everyone is crappin' up a storm out there in public.

LMAO

I'll have to say its nice having an office where ther is only 3 or 4 of us using the bathroom. The minute a customer uses our bathroom someone goes and cleans it after they leave. What gets me is everytime it seems I go to drop the kids off everyone decides they have to meet by the the bath room to do something. I moved our fax and copier for this reason and it does not seem to help. Hell my wife once slid a note to me under the door that a customer was waiting for me. Like that was going to change something.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by firstdown

LMAO

I'll have to say its nice having an office where ther is only 3 or 4 of us using the bathroom. The minute a customer uses our bathroom someone goes and cleans it after they leave. What gets me is everytime it seems I go to drop the kids off everyone decides they have to meet by the the bath room to do something. I moved our fax and copier for this reason and it does not seem to help. Hell my wife once slid a note to me under the door that a customer was waiting for me. Like that was going to change something.

My office is the same way. Sometimes you have to almost fight your way through the crowd to get to the bathroom. It's like outside of the bathroom has become the new water cooler. I don't get it.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

My office is the same way. Sometimes you have to almost fight your way through the crowd to get to the bathroom. It's like outside of the bathroom has become the new water cooler. I don't get it.

Whats funny is I have moved the Fax and Copier/scanner up front and everyone still seems to follow me down the hall. When I built the office I did have the bathroom walls insulated to sound proof some.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by firstdown

LMAO

I'll have to say its nice having an office where ther is only 3 or 4 of us using the bathroom. The minute a customer uses our bathroom someone goes and cleans it after they leave. What gets me is everytime it seems I go to drop the kids off everyone decides they have to meet by the the bath room to do something. I moved our fax and copier for this reason and it does not seem to help. Hell my wife once slid a note to me under the door that a customer was waiting for me. Like that was going to change something.

IMO that is worst I use to work in a office suite like that and you always knew who bombed out the bathroom.

Now I work in a building with 500 plus folks with upwards of 10 different public restrooms. I always go to different floors/ areas to dump and just pee at my home base restroom.

[Hog1]

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The Chinese would love the Target bathrooms......Yeeeoooow!

[JoeRedskin]

Wow, this thread sure went into the crapper! Sorry, couldn't resist.

For a very long time, I had one of those health conditions where it was important for me to know where every public restroom was. When I needed it (which was often unfortunately), I only had two options - crap my pants or crap in whatever public restroom was available. Trust me, when presented with that option, you take whatever's available. After a while, you just became inured to it.

So Matty, it was probably me - or someone like me - spoiling your day in the crapper.

[Hog1]

From this day forward when I am standing at the urinal and there is someone in the last stall taking care of business, I am going to fondly call out.......Joe?

[Chico23231]

The way my office is situationed is our main hallway and elevators is where the bathrooms are, so heavy traffic. Now the problem is, in the hallway the bathroom is not insulated, so you can lets say...hear alot.

Nothing worse than being out in the hall with women you work with blowing it up in there. Suddenly Wendy from reports is not so hot anymore.