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Old 01-27-2010, 02:04 PM   #1
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Re: Apple expected to unveil 'Jesus' tablet today

You can't even call it a giant iPhone because there's no 3G...a giant iPod Touch that is smaller than a Netbook, but too big to shove in your back pocket.

EDIT: Of course, as soon as I post that, more info trickles out...
Apple iPad: Everything You Need to Know - apple ipad - Gizmodo
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:21 PM   #2
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Re: Apple expected to unveil 'Jesus' tablet today

It would definitely be cool for watching movies on a trip, reading magazines, newspapers, etc.

So could you just get the WiFi model and tether it to your iphone?
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It would definitely be cool for watching movies on a trip, reading magazines, newspapers, etc.

So could you just get the WiFi model and tether it to your iphone?
I wonder what battery life is like. If the battery life is crap. I'd rather just have a netbook that gets about 8-9 hours of battery life...
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Old 01-27-2010, 05:00 PM   #4
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I wonder what battery life is like. If the battery life is crap. I'd rather just have a netbook that gets about 8-9 hours of battery life...
they're saying 10 hrs continuous usage (including video in HD), plus 1 month standby time.
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Old 01-27-2010, 06:49 PM   #5
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they're saying 10 hrs continuous usage (including video in HD), plus 1 month standby time.
That's a bald-faced lie....guaranteed!
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Old 01-27-2010, 06:52 PM   #6
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they're saying 10 hrs continuous usage (including video in HD), plus 1 month standby time.
I'm so with saden. Unless they invented the 27-cell battery, no way in hell.

I could maybe see it being comparable to a netbook but without a keyboard...
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:07 AM   #7
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I'm so with saden. Unless they invented the 27-cell battery, no way in hell.

I could maybe see it being comparable to a netbook but without a keyboard...
That's kind of where I see it. Wife and I were discussing this earlier... So you carry a Laptop, a smartphone, a mp3 player and a netbook/tablet...? the categories are really spilling over into one another...
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Re: Apple expected to unveil 'Jesus' tablet today

I was thinking of getting a kindle... might be tempted to go for an "iPad" (horrible name) instead.
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I'm glad I'm not hooked on buying all this new stuff. Heck I had to buy a converter box for my TV and have to carry around a portable battery pack for my cell phone.
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I'm an apple guy going years back but I don't get this at all. Isn't this just a slightly smaller crappy laptop with no keyboard that costs a 1000 dollars? Other than touching the screen, is there anything you can do on this that you can't do on a macbook?
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I'm an apple guy going years back but I don't get this at all. Isn't this just a slightly smaller crappy laptop with no keyboard that costs a 1000 dollars? Other than touching the screen, is there anything you can do on this that you can't do on a macbook?
The 16GB WiFi model is $499
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:31 PM   #12
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The 16GB WiFi model is $499
Yeah OK, but what is it? Is it in impractical IPOD or just a crappy computer? If they offer a successful line of touch-screen music/game players and a successful line of laptops, what need is this fulfilling? It's like the worst of both worlds, too big to be portable, but not equipped with enough horsepower to compete with even a bottom of the line macbook (which is only nominally bigger). Don't get it.
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Yeah OK, but what is it? Is it in impractical IPOD or just a crappy computer? If they offer a successful line of touch-screen music/game players and a successful line of laptops, what need is this fulfilling? It's like the worst of both worlds, too big to be portable, but not equipped with enough horsepower to compete with even a bottom of the line macbook (which is only nominally bigger). Don't get it.
I agree, it's underwhelming. Until there's a killer app I think most will be in wait and see mode with it.
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I so got a kick out of this:

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I so got a kick out of this:

Like what you did there. I don't know where that came from.
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