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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 62
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 42
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
I'd never go against the grain if I grew real facial hair.. I can get away with it some on my chin.. I can go in swirls on my face if I want
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 43
Posts: 8,029
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go.
Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH!
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
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crab claw cuts suck too!
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
Anyone remember the scene in Jackass where they were giving themselves paper cuts by running the paper across the corners of their mouth?? Yow!! That was awful.
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 42
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
the manila folder ones in the mouth and between the fingers and toes? FML that was the worst thing that I've ever seen them do
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Woodbridge, VA
Age: 43
Posts: 3,238
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
no s, of all the crap those ruhtards do that is up there with the stuff i just can't watch. i still have never watched the horse scene in part deux
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 42
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Woodbridge, VA
Age: 43
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
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Gamebreaker
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
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In my bartending days if I had crabs the night before then went into work the next night, I found all the little cuts on my hand really fast, all it took was the first garnished lime or lemon wedge that I reached for.
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Woodbridge, VA
Age: 43
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
three words for you gentlemen, braun electric shaver.
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 42
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
I'm not sure I've seen any of 2
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Woodbridge, VA
Age: 43
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
do yourself a favor when pontius is on a farm with some horses leave the room or skip to the next scene
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 12,626
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
I dry heaved and ran to bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up all over the couch. That was so awful. I get that spitty mouth just thinking about it. The urine snow cone was a close second. Why I ever watched those movies I still don't know.
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Hail Raiser
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Age: 53
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Re: F....Paper Cuts
I used to like the Jackass show, but I skipped the movies after hearing about some of the crap they did.
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