understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

MonkFan4Life · 08-13-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

She has a seasonal job during the summer that ends on October 31st. She usually works in the evenings.

During the regular part of the year, she works as a teachers assistant.

Ooooh yeah that sucks there. Whenever she is scheduled to be of, send her to a spa or something. Make everything all about her and see if that works.

MonkFan4Life · 08-13-2010, 08:09 AM

32 days ? Your bitching over 32 days ? Try 3 months.... ****ing 32 days. I can do 32 days without taking that long shameful walk down the stairs after striking out. Avoiding anything that can cast a reflection so I can avoid seeing the look of shame on my face. Then to the box that once housed my XBox 360 to find whatever I'll be watching for the next 30 min to an hour. Then to my Redskins Jewlery Box to get my loud pack and Backwoods. Burn one and Rub one. Wash the sadness and humility only to walk back up the stairs and look at that fine piece of ass that I call my wife. Who I'll proposition for sex tomorrow but she will just say that she doesn't feel like it because she's so damn tired..... ahhh

Well those days seem to be over now. I'm guaranteed weekends so I can live with that.

32 days.... that is boulderdash though. I'm just saying, don't leave it'll work itself out.

KLHJ2 · 08-13-2010, 08:20 AM

Shit, that's your problem right there. And you had us all worried. Breakfast in bed with a side of sausage should do the trick.

SolidSnake84 · 08-13-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry

Shit, that's your problem right there. And you had us all worried. Breakfast in bed with a side of sausage should do the trick.

No No No....she usually has off like 3 or 4 free evenings a week. I thought her job was the problem, but it's not.

CRedskinsRule · 08-13-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry

Shit, that's your problem right there. And you had us all worried. Breakfast in bed with a side of sausage should do the trick.

+1

So if the 32 days (well 33 now I am guessing) takes you to early July, and then a few weeks before that, it seems like that matches up fairly closely to the start of her seasonal(summer) job.

As everyone (mostly) has said, listen to her, and get a feel for her rhythm with this job. Does she have days or times that are more energetic where a candlelight dinner, or breakfast in bed might lead to an encounter?

MonkFan4Life · 08-13-2010, 08:38 AM

Well Solid you just have to wait then. If it isn't the job, then it's just a chick thing. She'll come around eventually.

SmootSmack · 08-13-2010, 10:26 AM

Out of curiosity, how old were you two when you got married. You say you're 25 and have been married for a few years.

12thMan · 08-13-2010, 10:29 AM

Matty you're hilarious.

By the by, has Warpath been off the chain lately or what?

interesting article I found.

Women put weight before sex - Sex News, Sex Talk - Salon.com

firstdown · 08-13-2010, 01:21 PM

If it makes you feel any better I have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.

mredskins · 08-13-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

if it makes you feel any better i have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.

****tmi****

12thMan · 08-13-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

If it makes you feel any better I have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.

Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?

firstdown · 08-13-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?

Its not really a chick on the side because I did pay her.

Gmanc711 · 08-13-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Its not really a chick on the side because I did pay her.

Niagara Falls?

firstdown · 08-13-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?

I figured someone would have remembered the Vasectomy Anyone thread. I had my first appointment yesterday and my luck would have it the practicing physician was a women. They made me sit in the freezing office for a 1/2 hours then she asked to check out my package.

SmootSmack · 08-13-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

I figured someone would have remembered the Vasectomy Anyone thread. I had my first appointment yesterday and my luck would have it the practicing physician was a women. They made me sit in the freezing office for a 1/2 hours then she asked to check out my package.

LOL! That's great

08-13-2010, 08:09 AM	#2
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 49 Posts: 1,851	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? 32 days ? Your bitching over 32 days ? Try 3 months.... **ing 32 days. I can do 32 days without taking that long shameful walk down the stairs after striking out. Avoiding anything that can cast a reflection so I can avoid seeing the look of shame on my face. Then to the box that once housed my XBox 360 to find whatever I'll be watching for the next 30 min to an hour. Then to my Redskins Jewlery Box to get my loud pack and Backwoods. Burn one and Rub one. Wash the sadness and humility only to walk back up the stairs and look at that fine piece of ass that I call my wife. Who I'll proposition for sex tomorrow but she will just say that she doesn't feel like it because she's so damn tired..... ahhh Well those days seem to be over now. I'm guaranteed weekends so I can live with that. 32 days.... that is boulderdash though. I'm just saying, don't leave it'll work itself out. __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"**

08-13-2010, 08:20 AM	#3
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 48 Posts: 5,829	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Shit, that's your problem right there. And you had us all worried. Breakfast in bed with a side of sausage should do the trick.

08-13-2010, 08:38 AM	#6
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 49 Posts: 1,851	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Well Solid you just have to wait then. If it isn't the job, then it's just a chick thing. She'll come around eventually. __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

08-13-2010, 10:26 AM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Out of curiosity, how old were you two when you got married. You say you're 25 and have been married for a few years. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-13-2010, 10:29 AM	#8
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? Matty you're hilarious. By the by, has Warpath been off the chain lately or what? interesting article I found. Women put weight before sex - Sex News, Sex Talk - Salon.com

08-13-2010, 01:21 PM	#9
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 62 Posts: 15,817	Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go?? If it makes you feel any better I have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.

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