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Old 04-21-2022, 02:58 PM   #1
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Re: RIP Dwayne Haskins

All this shit is cute but let's get back to the real world.

A dump truck driver has to file an insurance claim and possibly submit his own toxicology report to his employer.

A second car also has to file an insurance claim after hitting Haskins ricocheting body.

Toxicology reports are important for those that are involved, except for the stripper asleep in Haskins car.
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Old 04-21-2022, 03:06 PM   #2
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All this shit is cute but let's get back to the real world.

A dump truck driver has to file an insurance claim and possibly submit his own toxicology report to his employer.

A second car also has to file an insurance claim after hitting Haskins ricocheting body.

Toxicology reports are important for those that are involved, except for the stripper asleep in Haskins car.
Lol…She just need to be tested for STDs and the ability to balance a quarter on her ass.

I like when these guys get together for a “team activity/workout” and they tell their significant other we gotta fly to South Beach to do it.
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Old 04-21-2022, 03:49 PM   #3
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Re: RIP Dwayne Haskins

Not really. Not the same.

Maybe I'm in the minority, but the man's last moves or purported decisions that led to his tragic death just don't matter to me. It obviously does matter to some though. Hopefully y'all can use that information to save others...
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Old 04-21-2022, 04:53 PM   #4
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Also jamf you need to post more. The dry subtle humor goes underappreciated.
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Old 04-21-2022, 05:48 PM   #5
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https://www.wbal.com/article/563109/...eath-continues

“Kalabrya Haskins, who was calling (911) from Pittsburgh and unaware of the accident, told a Florida Highway Patrol dispatcher on April 9 that her 24-year-old husband had called from near Fort Lauderdale to say he was walking to get gas and would call her back. When he didn't, she told the dispatcher she tried to call him but he wasn't answering.”

1. Dwayne Haskins had a working cell phone.
2. He called his wife to tell her was walking to get gas.

Why did he not use his cell phone to get an Uber to drive him anywhere? He could have called a tow truck or looked up the local county road assistance number. Last option he could have called Police.
She called 911. That is a big red flag. Who calls 911 for a spouse that just ran out of gas?
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Old 04-21-2022, 09:02 PM   #6
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Dwayne? You good bro?

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Old 04-21-2022, 10:27 PM   #7
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Tragic indeed…
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Old 04-22-2022, 10:38 AM   #8
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grow the fuck up
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Old 04-22-2022, 10:49 AM   #9
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You know the offseason is way too quiet when I'm bitching about emoji hashflags and the Schneed is doing a deep dive on how a former Redskin/back up Steeler ended up walking on a highway...
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Old 04-22-2022, 10:12 PM   #10
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Come on SS, it’s a goddamn miracle. That deer up and grew wings just before the car got him hallelujah.
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Stay Classy
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Old 04-22-2022, 01:51 PM   #12
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S10 been a dick for too long , people just put up with his shit, this was low class. Not remotely funny.
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S10 been a dick for too long , people just put up with his shit, this was low class. Not remotely funny.
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Ok I laughed, dammit
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Old 04-22-2022, 07:20 PM   #15
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I feel so fucking guilty hysterically laughing at this. I must've watched it 15 times and each time I laugh more.
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