Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 09:11 AM

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-16-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

I feel in love with a girl during beach week after I graduated from high school. There were like 5 or 6 guys, including myself, watching some random porn and this girl that was staying there walks in the room. I immediately feel uncomfortable because I didn't really know this girl, plus she was our class president and wasa getting ready to go to some Ivy League college. I thought she would mock us for watching porn and storm out of the room, instead, she said "I've never actually watched a porn before" and sat down and watched for like 30 minutes, even after her girl friends mocked her. Afterwards she said something along the lines of "that was pretty hot, who wants to go to the beach now?" I jumped out of my chair and followed her like a puppy. It didn't hurt that she also had an amazing rack.

mheisig · 06-16-2006, 10:44 AM

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Damn!! I swear I have tears in my eyes at this very moment from reading both AMD and mheisig's stories!! This thread kicks all kinds of ass.

Anyway, I think johnson jokes are definitely in and doesn't violate any man law rules. So I propose johnson jokes not be done away with.

Woohoo! That's 2 votes for Schlong Jokes - who else?!

mheisig · 06-16-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

Yeah, I'd definitely say there's saftey in members. I mean numbers.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:52 AM

Freud must love you.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 10:53 AM

I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.

Schneed10 · 06-16-2006, 10:58 AM

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Several socially challenged young men (geeks) have a "bro" planned event (for extreme sake, let's say a trek convention) and one them is approached by a relatively attractive woman - it would appear to me that this particular group would not only allow but demand the young man to pursue said tang.
However, with the same woman but different guys (jocks going to a football game), different result.

Well said. See Anthony Michael Hall in 16 Candles. Was he or was he not the envy of all the geeks when he emerged from the bathroom stall with Molly Ringwald's panties?

The Bros Before Hoes man-law shall give special consideration to the league of the bro and the league of the ho. If the league of the ho is greater than the league of the bro, then the bros shall insist that their bro pursue the ho. If the league of the ho is less than or equal to the league of the bro, the Bros Before Hoes man-law shall be invoked.

Schneed10 · 06-16-2006, 11:04 AM

Man-Law: This thread has become a classic, worthy of elite status, going down in Warpath history with the likes of ?3 and Super Happy Fun.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 11:06 AM

Then we can all look back and be like, "Where did Man Law even come from?"

Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 11:10 AM

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I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.

Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!!

dmek25 · 06-16-2006, 11:13 AM

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

Well, I guess since you've already said good morning anyway it's all good.

Naw I don't think that violates any man law. But...we still have not officially enacted a few man laws.
In fact, and I'm going out on a limb on this one:

TMC is officially a Warpath pimp (God forbid his girl sees this)! - Man Law

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!!

AIM name?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-16-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

No, it's not because dmek and I have established a tradition of saying good morning.

Man Law: Traditions can never be broken by any future laws.

12thMan · 06-16-2006, 11:22 AM

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AIM name?

dude, i don't think i've set one up? how do accomplish this?

06-16-2006, 09:11 AM	#241
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

06-16-2006, 10:52 AM	#245
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Freud must love you. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 10:53 AM	#246
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 11:04 AM	#248
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man-Law: This thread has become a classic, worthy of elite status, going down in Warpath history with the likes of ?3 and Super Happy Fun. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

06-16-2006, 11:06 AM	#249
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Then we can all look back and be like, "Where did Man Law even come from?" Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-16-2006, 11:13 AM	#251
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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