The Never Ending Thread

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

still hurts more than getting kicked in the nads. I have never heard anyone die from getting kicked in the nads. (although they might not be able to walk for a while.) But women die from the pain of childbirth all the time.

We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

When we drafted Sean Taylor. Nah about a week ago. My day was just full of shi*.

I had to go to work at 6:15 for a meeting and to confim and enter our delivery, then on my break I ran over a screw and had to buy a whole new tire. Our computers went down for like 4 hours. So I had to do most stuff by hand. And I just got home at 11, because when I got off at 10 I was at home then my GF calls me and says she needs some "equipment". Then when I get home I found out that my cousins GF ate my food. Bitch.

But how was everyone else's day.

I had to work from 6am-10pm today.

This made me think of you today Quake:

As Sprint's move shows, some customers aren't worth the hassle

Sometimes customers are more bother than they're worth.

The latest example of a company coming to that conclusion is wireless provider Sprint Nextel Corp.'s decision to hang up on subscribers that it claims kept calling -- and calling and calling -- its customer service line long after representatives resolved their problems.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

It is never over when Angry is involved, Oh and for that asskisser remark earlier. If you somehow magically fall down the stairs sometime in the next 20 years you know who did it.

LOL...I'll remember that!

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Well, I really can't speak from experience. I don't have kids and I've pretty much decided I don't want any.

It doesn't matter to me. Frankly, I don't care if it does hurt more or not...funny how we've gone this many pages talking about this.
I know this, I don't want to hurt as much as I am sure you don't want to hurt...Getting kicked in the nutts hurts, having a baby hurts (and continues to hurt for 20 years! lol) I'll do whatever possible to avoid that pain.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.

we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by jsarno

we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.

Yikes.

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have never broken a bone and the only time I ever needed stitches was when my brother threw a rake at me and sliced the back of my head open. Ahhh... memories.

[Lady Brave]

Uh hello... angry. You can start posting again. We take it back. Your ass is not that hairy.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Uh hello... angry. You can start posting again. We take it back. Your ass is not that hairy.

Yes, well, um contrary to popular belief I did not stop posting because I took offense to something. As you guys and girl may very well know already, the server for this site went down last night. I am going to guess a power outage at Matty's. I am not upset though as I was able to catch up on some reading and homework assignments.

Now to dispell any rumors, I know that my ass is not hairy, I get that taken care of. You would be wise to do the same LB. No one likes a sasquach.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Yikes.

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have never broken a bone and the only time I ever needed stitches was when my brother threw a rake at me and sliced the back of my head open. Ahhh... memories.

Apparently he didn't throw it hard enough.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by jsarno

we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.

I have never been in alot of pain. The closest thing to it was when I tore my MCL, but the alcohol that I consumed made it all better. The only other thing that comes close to that is when LB posts something. Now that is excruciating!

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.

For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.

Now a man gets hit in the nuts at least once a month for the duration of his life. Each shot in the nuts delivers sharp constant pain for about a period of 5 minuites. After 12 years of life we have already experienced the same amount of pain as a woman who bore three chiildren. We get circumcised on top of that!

To make matters worse, you girls can look foreward to menopause. We have to carry our tender sacks until death do us part.

Some Causes of tender sack include, but are not limited to.
Kicked
Punched
Grabbed
Squeezed
Sat on
Blue Balls
Kid jumped on your lap with flying knee to the groin. (My most common)
Impact from jumping off of something.
Baseball
Football helmet
Football
monkey bars
shoulder or shoulder pad
riding a horse
riding a bike
riding your wife
and last, but not least walking into a pole.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by angryssg

For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.

Now a man gets hit in the nuts at least once a month for the duration of his life. Each shot in the nuts delivers sharp constant pain for about a period of 5 minuites. After 12 years of life we have already experienced the same amount of pain as a woman who bore three chiildren. We get circumcised on top of that!

To make matters worse, you girls can look foreward to menopause. We have to carry our tender sacks until death do us part.

Some Causes of tender sack include, but are not limited to.
Kicked
Punched
Grabbed
Squeezed
Sat on
Blue Balls
Kid jumped on your lap with flying knee to the groin. (My most common)
Impact from jumping off of something.
Baseball
Football helmet
Football
monkey bars
shoulder or shoulder pad
riding a horse
riding a bike
riding your wife
and last, but not least walking into a pole.

not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.

[GTripp0012]

Playing softball the other day, pegs allowed. Top 1, got thrown out running the bases...right in the nads. By the time I came to, we were chasing 6 runs.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by jsarno

we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.

I did that about 2 1/2 years ago. Worst pain in my life bar none. I actually thought I was having a heart attack or something. When I went to the hospital they hooked me up to all kinds of machines and that scared me even more. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy......okay, maybe T.O.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

I did that about 2 1/2 years ago. Worst pain in my life bar none. I actually thought I was having a heart attack or something. When I went to the hospital they hooked me up to all kinds of machines and that scared me even more. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy......okay, maybe T.O.

Wow, I have never heard of anyone having that type of injury but me...so I guess you know what I'm talking about.
I was the flag to a relay race for kids, so my arms were out straight, and here come two kids trying to hit my arms first. Well, it was a tie, so they both grabbed my wrists at the same time and tried to snap me in half. It was uncomfortable at first, but it wasn't until about 6 hours later that I couldn't even breathe. Add to that was the fact that I wasn't getting enough oxygen and things were getting fuzzy and it was a horrible experience.
I have broken more bones than anyone on this site (52 in total), and some hurt more than others, but by far I would rather get hit in the nutts than go through that pain in my chest again.