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Old 05-10-2011, 12:05 PM   #271
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The lady in my office who I mentioned before that doesn't know jack about Excel. She tripped coming out of her cube this morning and when she tired to get up she ripped the loudest fart that I have heard in a long time.

Seriously people where turning blue trying to hold in the laughter.

Made my morning.
I love this.

There's a guy in our office who must have some sort of GI problem because I hear him audibly fart just about any time I'm around him for more than 30 minutes at a time. It never stinks though.

It's like he's sucking plain air into his ass and blasting it out for kicks.
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:12 AM   #272
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I started with my company 3.5 years ago and they've been talking about moving into a new building the entire time and today it's finally happening. Should be pretty interesting.

I went in yesterday for a few hours to set up my desk and catch up on some stuff (we had to be out by noon on Friday for the movers, which made for an epic happy hour). The new place is a lot nicer than where we were IMO, but I guarantee I'm going to have to listen to people bitching for various reasons for the new few months or so since some people really can't handle change.
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Old 05-23-2011, 08:25 PM   #273
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I guess people will find out about my workplace when the book comes out tomorrow
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Old 05-23-2011, 08:52 PM   #274
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:30 PM   #275
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Starting mid June I will temporarily be working from an apartment in Norther Virginia for 3 months and if all goes well I will be working out of an apartment in Doha Qatar for 2 to 3 years. I will finally be free from The Office!
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:44 PM   #276
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Wow, that's huge. You might get to see Qatar for a few years as they prepare for the 2022 World Cup.

Is this move tied to your career or that of your fiancee/wife...or both your careers?
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:05 PM   #277
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Wow, that's huge. You might get to see Qatar for a few years as they prepare for the 2022 World Cup.

Is this move tied to your career or that of your fiancee/wife...or both your careers?
It's tied to my wife's. She is in the final stages of landing a job with Al-Jazeera English. I'm excited about working from anywhere in the world and make my own work schedule.
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:06 PM   #278
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That's fantastic. Al Jazeera English is very underrated in my opinion. I'd love to spend a few years working abroad
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:37 AM   #279
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My new/old workplace pet peeve are the stupid fake emails going around that such and such household product will kill you or that America is now mainly Spanish speaking. Just stupid stuff. I love to reply with a Snopes link that dispels it. I always put the link and a FYI.

Funny thing is they get mad when I do that. OK sorry continue to live in your make beleive world email world.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:46 AM   #280
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My new/old workplace pet peeve are the stupid fake emails going around that such and such household product will kill you or that America is now mainly Spanish speaking. Just stupid stuff. I love to reply with a Snopes link that dispels it. I always put the link and a FYI.

Funny thing is they get mad when I do that. OK sorry continue to live in your make beleive world email world.
It's time to fire off a reply that titled "Unsubscribe."
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:13 PM   #281
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haha I should try the unsubscribe reply.
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:09 PM   #282
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It's time to fire off a reply that titled "Unsubscribe."
They would not even understand that. I work with almost all soccer moms.
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:28 PM   #283
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They would not even understand that. I work with almost all soccer moms.
That's rough.
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:30 PM   #284
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Today is my last day working at the office in Seattle...It's going to be interesting working from home for a few months in D.C. area. Not looking forward to 90+ degree heat at all.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:51 PM   #285
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Today is my last day working at the office in Seattle...It's going to be interesting working from home for a few months in D.C. area. Not looking forward to 90+ degree heat at all.
Be safe travelling back home. Maybe we can catch a day at training camp....if the owners/players can get it together.
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